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22 year old Philip Markoff has been in police custody since Monday, April 20, 2009. He’s suspected to be one of the most dangerous predators many have come to know as Craigslist Killer. Philip Markoff is a bright, clean cut medical student at the Boston University. But as it happens with most notorious killers – it’s always the nicest guys who commit the most atrocious crimes. Friends, family, neighbors – everyone is surprised when the police come and lead the man away in handcuffs… How could this happen, he was the nicest guy on the block. Well, surprise – it’s always the nicest guy on the block. And if Philip Markoff is proven guilty, if Philip Markoff is truly a Craigslist Killer, then it means that this bright kid who’s about to become a doctor and have a wedding to Megan McAllister has a blood of 26 year old Julissa Brisman on his hands.

Philip Markoff has been accused of murdering Julissa Brisman – a masseuse (masseuse is more often than not a Craigslist code language for “escort”) who advertised her services on Craigslist and of the robbery of another two females who also advertised her services on Craigslist. Both robberies as well as murder of Julissa Brisman were carried out in a hotel room. Because all the victims were picked on and contacted via popular classified site Craigslist, the murderer became known as the Craigslist Killer.

Philip Markoff Profile

Philip Haynes Markoff comes from the state of New York, but has lived in Quincy, a town south of Boston, Massachussets. It is believed Philip Markoff graduated of the State University of New York-Albany in 2007 and is currently studying second year medicine at Boston University, set to graduate in 2011. After school learned about the murder charges against Philip Markoff, he was suspended from the medical program. His wedding to Megan McAllister was scheduled for August 14, 2009 – I don’t think it’s taking place anymore.

Craigslist Killer

Craigslist Killer (possibly Philip Markoff) made contact with women who offered services such as “private massages” or “private dances” on Craigslist. He would arrange a meeting in a hotel, but when a girl arrived, she was tied up at gun point and robbed. Two of the victims took the abuse and were only robbed. One of them, however tried to escape. 26-year-old Julissa Brisman wasn’t having any of that and tried to make a run for it. Unfortunately, Craigslist Killer wasn’t having any of that escaping and shot her several times.

Julissa Brisman was an aspiring actress (all hookers are, aren’t they?). She was found bleeding and in cardiac arrest on the 20th floor of Marriott Copley Place in Boston. Despite attempts of medic to revive her, she died shortly after.

The police reviews videos from hotel surveillance cameras (photo of a screenshot is above) and each of the assaults related to girls offering services on Craigslist were carried out by what appeared to be the same blonde male with a blackberry. The police believed all of these were done by the same man whom they dubbed Craigslist Killer. And now, with help of millions of bloggers the suspects were narrowed down to one man – Philip Markoff.

According to Suffolk District Attorney Daniel Conley and Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis, Philip Markoff has been charged with murder, unlawful possession of a firearm, armed robbery and kidnapping. Check out the video below:

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23 year old Kerby Revelus has gone insane. First he stabbed his 17 year old sister to death, then in front of the police officer decapitated his other sister, who’s only 5 year old and then went after his 9 year old sister but the police officer shot him dead to prevent another needless killing. Now, I’ve heard of all sorts of messed up personalities, but if a man beheads his own 5 year old sister like Kerby Revelus did, that’s beyond messed up.

I was gone whole weekend. Had an awesome time in Jasper (that’s a nice town in the Rocky Mountains in Canada), I come back home and all I can see are Man Beheads Sister headlines. I’m like – you have got to be kidding me. I look into it – no… no joke. Kerby Revelus delivered. I don’t even know how to write about it, it’s so messed up. Girl was only 5 year old – he beheaded that little creature. And it was his own sister. And yet before the beheading, he knifed his other sister. And had cop not shot him, there would be another sister murdered. What would he do to this one? Carve her heart out and eat it, cause decapitation was already performed on another?

The man beheads sister rampage of Kerby Revelus took place in Milton, a wealthy suburb of Boston, Massachusetts on Saturday March 28, 2009. Bianca Revelus, his little 5 year old sister who was decapitated just celebrated her birthday one day prior. When officers entered the crime scene, 17 year old Samantha Revelus was already dead on the floor while 9 year old Sarafina Revelus (student at the Tucker Elementary School), who called the police watched his brother shot dead.

The police learned Kerby Revelus got into a fist fight with a neighbor the day before his rampage. He was still agitated on Saturday and seems to have relieved his anger on his own sisters. From old police records it seems Kerby Revelus truly had issues. He served time in jail on gun charges and the police previously visited the house where he carnaged his sisters after a domestic violence report. Kerby Revelus had allegedly punched a woman that time. The report does not confirm how many times Kerby Revelus was shot at by the police, but I wouldn’t be surprised if each officer who entered the scene emptied their weapon on him. Must have been a shock seeing one little girl knifed on the floor and another one just beheaded as you enter. The Revelus family was originally from Haiti.

The video about the man beheads sister rampage of Kerby Revelus from Milton, Mass is below:

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Weird story from Boston – 61 year old Christian Mogensen announced on his website the day he and his wife Sharon Glassman are going to die. Boston police now confirmed that they’ve found them both dead in their apartment in what appears to have been a Murder Suicide carried out by Christian Mogensen himself. Motive? Who knows?

Christian Mogensen ran his own computer business out of their apartment in Emerson place. His website was recently updated with a picture as seen above, where he’s announcing his and his wife death. The announcement was made on black background and contained an old wedding photograph of Christian Mogensen and Sharon Glassman in sepia tones. The photograph is dated on Dec. 24, 1996 – they got married on Christmas Eve. The day of their death was set to September 18, 2008 – he could have picked a better day. September 28 sucks. There’s no cool significance to it…

The police also confirmed that the couple was not going through divorce nor were they able to find any other motives that could explain the homicidal tendencies of Christian Mogensen.

Law enforcement official released the details which state that Christian Mogensen made a 911 call telling the dispatcher that he just killed his wife and was gonna kill himself as soon as the police comes in.

SWAT team was dispatched. Their statement reads:

“When officers entered, they first observed a white female lying unresponsive. Officers also observed an unresponsive white male in the apartment. Both victims were pronounced dead on scene.”

LOLa at their language. “Unresponsive white female” – just call it what it is. There’s a dead woman in blood on the floor and a dead man with face missing and a gun in his hand… Unresponsive white woman

That’s it then. Here’s the proof that Lakers Suck. All right, it’s the proof that sucks. Congrats to Celtics for beating Los Angeles Lakers 131-92 at tonight’s game and becoming NBA champions for the 17th time. To commemorate the win, Celtic fans are already selling t-shirts that read “Lakers Suck” on Ebay. How about that for business?

The city of Boston already has plans for major parade ready to celebrate the title won by their home team – Boston Celtics. Chant with me – Lakers Suck, Lakers Suck…..

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