Beer Steak Bullshit

Behold! New Palin’s blood entered this world. Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, kid of 18 year old Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston has been spawned upon this Earth. I’m having hard time deciding who gave stupider name to their kid. Whether Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz who named their kid Bronx Mowgli or whether Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston with that Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston shit. Sarah Palin must be proud. Sherry Johnston is probably even prouder.

Bristol Palin let her vagina fart out Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston in Palmer, Alaska yesterday. Everyone was silent about it, but then sister of Sarah Palin, that attention whore spilled the bean. She also said they’d named the son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. I know Bristol Palin was due any time, but who knows if that attention whore knows what she’s talking about…

Speaking of weird names – The Palins are notorious for naming their kids with all those bonus names – aside from Bristol they have Track, Willow, Piper and Trig. Now they can add Tripp to the collection. What a family!

Even though I hate kids with a passion, I’ll be polite and welcome Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston to planet Earth. Enjoy your stay, little one. You came out of Bristol Palin’s vagina. You were this close to being a vice president’s grand son. Now you’re just some Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

Sherry Johnston, mother Levi Johnston, the fiancé of Bristol Palin was arrested earlier today at her home in Wasilla, Alaska. Chuck Heath, the father of governor Sarah Palin mentioned that his grand daughter Bristol Palin was due this Saturday. Wow – so little girl is giving birth while her future mother in law is getting arrested on drug charges. That’s right – Sherry Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Damn, you’s think Sherry Johnston would know better. Unles it’s marihuana she got busted for. Weed is good and everybody smokes it. Except that people still get arrested for it. If she was smoking weed and got arrested for it, then WTF? But if Sherry Johnston was involved with some shit drugs, like Meth or Coke, the fuck’er! She should have stayed away from that shit now that her future daughter-in-law is the daughter of future president of the United States. WTF?

According to Politico, Sherry Johnston has been released on a $2000 bond form the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility. Sarah Palin’s spokes whore did not provide any official statement other than this was not a state government matter so they had nothing to add to it.

That’s kind of shitty. As of right now we don’t know what drugs Sherry Johnston got busted for. It’s all in the level of guessing. I hope it’s Meth, cause that would make for some wicked headlines!

Sherry Johnston Pic credit: Associated Press AP

Ha, Levi Johnston… It’s nice and all to hold hands with potential daughter of US vice president, but did you buy that diamond ring she’s wearing or what? Yeah… I didn’t think so. Sweet life though. Levi Johnston gets to boink Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, who could possibly become a VP should presidential candidate John McCain get elected, and at the same time he doesn’t have to worry about buying expensive jewelry. There will be somebody who pics up that bill. Damn… living in Alaska’s got to count for something.

The pictures are from Republican Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. Levi Johnston and his girlfriend Bristol Palin got to meet and shake hands with presumptive presidential nominee John McCain. Whole family of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin attended. I really love their names: Trig Palin, Willow Palin, Piper Palin, Track Palin, and of course Bristol Palin with her genital juices exchange partner Levi Johnston.

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