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How insignificant – Kate Middleton was photographed out shopping. Days from her marriage to future King of England and she still has it all together. Kate Middleton – the woman who is on her way to become the Queen of England. The wife of the heir to the throne – it does have an amazing ring to it, doesn’t it? It truly requires no exaggeration to state that Kate Middleton could not have dreamed of a better husband. She’s about to become royalty.

Is there a lesson to learn? Yes, there is. Girls need to take notice that if they retain skinny figure, stick to decent behavior in public and suck a mean royal cock, they too may luck out and become a queen of some large and powerful nation one day. If Kate Middleton could pull this off, anyone can. Do it and the rest of your life will be all about shopping and attending fancy functions.

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US President Barrack Hussein Obama bowed deep down before King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at the G20 Summit in London. While meeting of G20 has given Barrack Hussein Obama the opportunity to speak with leaders of other economically strong or rising countries, he only bowed to Saudi King Abdullah like that. Not even British Queen Elizabeth II got a bow this deep from Obama.

I understand the hate mail I keep getting from all of you nice people who are offended by me constantly bashing on Barack Obama. I swear I spent whole day today trying to find something positive to write about him, but it was all in vain. From my standpoint – as a Canadian who is still subject to British Queen, I understand what bows to the royalties mean. However from reactions of Americans, I understand this is unacceptable. Americans fought in the American Revolution to set themselves free from the British monarchy – so they don’t have to bow to the kings and queens. Things have certainly changed since American revolution and common courtesy is not necessarily a bad thing. So if Barack Obama bows a little before the Queen Elizabeth II, no Americans would get outraged. But when he only mimics the bow with her and then goes deep down to bow before Saudi King Abdullah – what the heck is that all about? Perhaps if British queen started executing her own people in the middle of public square by decapitation with a sword – perhaps then Barrack Hussein Obama would deem her worthy a deep bow like he deems Saudi King Abdullah worthy of it.

Former US president Bill Clinton said in 1994 when contemplating bowing to the emperor of Japan:

Canadians still bow to England’s Queen; so do Australians. Americans shake hands. If not to stand eye-to-eye with royalty, what else were 1776 and all that about?

Yep. Nothing’s changed. Whether US president’s name is Barack Hussein Obama or George Walker Bush, they are all the same and all big buddies with the Saudis. Remember the outrage the picture of George Bush holding hands with King of Saudi Arabia stirred?

Yeah… Are the same people who have been outraged over this affection towards Saudi Kings going to demonstrate the same outrage towards Barack Hussein Obama for his bow to Saudi King Abdullah? Chirp, chirp, chirp… Yeah, just as I thought!

While the picture of Barrack Hussein Obama Bowing to Saudi King Abdullah posted above doesn’t quite look like a bow, it’s pretty apparent form the video below.

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I can’t seem to get enough of Barack Obama‘s failures. In all fairness though – can that guy be any more of a fail than he already is? The answer is simple – Yes, He Can! And he does. Barack Obama delivered yet another epic fail during his private ceremony with Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II. This is what Queen Elizabeth II presented the Obamas with during the ceremony:

• Earliest known copy of Henry V by William Shakespeare
• Original sheet music of Amazing Grace by John Newton

The Obama daughters were presented with:

• Dollhouse sized replica of Windsor Castle with working train station
• Prize Shetland pony

Michelle Obama, Barack Obama’s wife was presented with:

• Ruby ring commissioned and worn by Queen Victoria herself!

Following is what Barack Obama and his family handed as gifts to the Queen Elizabeth II. The gifts were all within the Heathrow airport duty free shopping bag:

• Signed copy of Dreams of My Father book from the WH Smith shop at the airport
• Johnny Walker Scotch (black label)
• ABBA Greatest Hits CD (in shrink wrap with “2 for 1″ sticker on it)
• 10 packs of M&Ms with presidential seal on them

Upon receiving unsurpassed gifts, Queen Elizabeth II responded with “How delightful.” Got to love British charm. What can I say…. Barack Obama = Epic fail!

PS – have you checked the date lately? Either way, iPod is a dumb gift for anyone. Apple products just plain suck. Besides, queen already has one. Despite today being an April Fools Day, it changes nothing on the fact that Barack Obama is an epic fail.

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