Dita Von Teese released new short film to help promote the upcoming release of her own Wonderbra. Cheesily titled The Science of Sexy, the film features blonde scientist who’s unimpressed and uninspired until one day she discovers the gene of sexy that materializes into a wonderbra right before her eyes.
Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be just like Dita Von Teese herself – all retro and burlesque. I suppose it’s meant to be sexy or something. I don’t know, I’m all into corsets, but they look better without any bra. Bras are for wussies. They hide erect nipples and there’s nothing hotter than a pair of pencil erasers poking at you from underneath the shirt. Dita needs to get the shit straight.
Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be officially release in Europe on September 23rd. Not sure about North America. Maybe it’s too sexy for us up here so it’s not gonna be for sale at all, but I don’t think that’ll be the case. Too big of a market here to pass on.
Sexy Science by Dita official website is on SexyScienceByDita.com. It’s an animated flash site – it was trying to pop up new windows that were getting blocked so I didn’t get far. And I’m not so much into Dita Von Teese anyway. I just like to bitch about her. Check it out and let me know what you think.
The Science of Sexy video is below: