Beer Steak Bullshit

Muntadar al-Zeidi is a fun dude, but sucks at throwing shoes. US president George Bush (still a president) made a surprise, farewell visit to Iraq and held a press conference along with his buddy Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. While the two morons were talking bullshit, Muntadar al-Zeidi stood up, shouted “This is the farewell kiss, dog.” and “This is the end.” and threw both his shoes at George Bush.

Obviously, Muntadar al-Zeidi should have taken a shoe throwing training. He failed in that regard, while George Bush obviously did his homework taking thrown shoe dodging training. As such, none of the shoes hit George Bush, fucker ducked them both successfully.

Following the shoe throw, oddly looking men in black swarmed the press conference room and busted shoeless Muntadar al-Zeidi. I think he will soon be found dead with a brick in his mouth and his body showing signs of torture - nails pulled, 90% burns, eyelids poked out, asshole stretched (torturers need some loving too) and sand in his stomach. Good times ahead. George Bush is just friendly like that.

After the shoe throwing incident, the press conference went on and George Bush said that it was a size 10 shoe. Muntadar al-Zeidi has same size feet as me. According to reports, throwing shoes at someone in Iraq and other Arab cultures is a sign of disrespect. How elaborate. Here we just flip the fucker off. Shoes are fucking expensive. Steel toe boots cost arm and leg and I got to wear them cause how otherwise am I gonna look cool. I’m bald so emo hair is out of question and being overweight doesn’t help either. Big shoes fix the shit. It still doesn’t get me laid, but I day dream about masturbating hot lesbians with my steel toes.

The video of Muntadar al-Zeidi throwing shoes at George Bush in Iraq is below. It’s hilarious and irritating at the same time. I wish he hit the fucker. Bush deserves a good shoe in the mug before he leaves White House for another fucker - Antichrist Barack Obama.