Beer Steak Bullshit

John Enos III is best known for his roles in Melrose Place, The Young And The Restless (he was Bobby Marsino) and some other worthless soap operas. As it turns out, John Enos III was doing sexy times with Madonna long before she hooked up with Carlos Leon.

Christopher Ciccone - Madonna’s brother shared some pretty personal details in his book Life With My Sister Madonna. Christopher Ciccone goes on to say that Madonna doubted Carlos Leon’s “Intelligence” before she had daughter Lourdes with him. Wander why she was with John Enos III then… Ahh well, the life of rich and famous.

Carlos Leon looks like he’s a hitman on a mission. That’s his daughter he’s holding by the hand. Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon was born after Carlos Leon deposited his sperm into Madonna’s womb back in 1996.

The story of Carlos Leon is simple but it kicks ass. Born in Cuba, he managed to get his ass across to the US during Mariel Boatlift and was one of 10 000 Cubans who gained US asylum. Next thing you know, he became Madonna’s personal trainer and then he boned her. Not only that, he got Madonna pregnant and Lourdes is what came out of it.

Here’s Carlos Leon with his daughter Lourdes walking the streets of New York yesterday. The “don’t mess with us” aura around them says it all. Don’t mess with those two. You’re gonna get your sorry ass kicked.

I’m assuming greasy hair and facial pubes are OK… once you fucked Madonna.