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Michael Vick on 60 Minutes – Full Length Video from CBS

Happy — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:48:13 +0000

Michael Vick went on 60 minutes to make his first public address since release from jail. CBS provided full length video of the charade so I actually went and watched it. Needless to say, Michael Vick came out will all the polished words you can imagine. It was nice to listen to him turning from a bad guy who tortures animals into a nice guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Some mighty words you pulled off there on 60 Minutes, Michael Vick, let’s see if you can stand by them in the years to come.

James Brown interviewed Michael Vick and i found him a really good interviewer. He’s a man at the right spot. He asked the very important question whether words that Michael Vick spoke during the interview were words of his PR team or words of Michael Vick. The response was that it was Mike Vick speaking. He sounded convincing, but I’m having hard time swallowing all this high profile talk. He said exactly what would be the right thing to say – that he’s remorseful for organizing dog fights, that he realizes what he did was wrong, that he re-thought his life and became a different person after serving time in jail, that he hopes the public and NFL give him a second chance, blah blah.

Perhaps the most powerful PR move on behalf of Michael Vick and his team was to bring Wayne Pacelle, the president of the US Humane Society along and work by his side to remedy his past actions. 60 Minutes also got exclusive footage of Michael Vick talking to some kids and appealing to them to love their animals whatever it is they have. So from now on we will only see brand new Michael Vick. The animal abuser is the past, the role model is the future. At least that’s what Michael Vick would like everyone to believe. His PR team trained him well for this 60 Minutes interview. Watch the full length video above.

Lesley Visser – This is What Top US Female SportsCaster Looks Like

Happy — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:39:05 +0000

Lesley Visser has been voted the #1 US female sportcaster. The photo above is of Lesley Visser – that’s what top felame sportcaster in the US looks like. Not bad, eh? Now take a look at Federica Fontana – The Italian SportsCaster. People who voted for Lesley Visser are probably the same people who voted for Angelina Jolie as the sexiest female actor. Ewww!

In all fairness to Lesley Visser – it’s hard to compare any female to Federica Fontana so it’s all good. Given that she’s 56 year old – she looks pretty fine for her age. Doing sportscasts for CBS, Lesley Visser beat 36 finalists to become the No 1 voted female sportscaster in the US, followed by Andrea Kremer of NBC, Robin Roberts of ABC and ESPN, Michele Tafoya of ESPN and Hannah Storm of ESPN. Gratz

Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Still Hunting CBS

Happy — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:48:28 +0000

The “Nipplegate” is back. Just as you thought the US Supreme Court had better things to do, they dusted off the old Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction case and returned it to the lower court for re-examination. Saying that Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction was blown out of proportions doesn’t even do it much justice anymore. It continues to hunt CBS like splinter under the skin that just never goes away. That’s North American for you.

If you look again at the original Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Video you got to admit there’s nothing to it. Absolutely nothing to make a deal out of it. But we’re talking about north American where everything gets blown out of proportion, especially if it involves nudity, regardless of how implied. Remember Naked Twink Dancers on Sweden’s Got Talent – Sweden had a good laugh watching these guys who were swinging their junks and pointing bare asses on national TV with kids in the audience. No biggie – that’s normal. Everybody had a laugh and twinks got their shot at demonstrating their “talents”. What was Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction compared to that? Nothing! Yet look at big deal it was turned into.

US Supreme Court definitely needs to move on and focus on important things. We’re talking about Nipplegate that’s 5 years old. Let it rest already. But no, can’t be done. The prudes need to stir shit cause there was shielded nipple on national TV.

Anyway, federal appeals court in Philadelphia cleared CBS off a $550,000 fine imposed on them by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) for Super Bowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction of Janet Jackson. According to the lower court, the brief breast exposure of Janet Jackson constituted a “fleeting” image that should not have been fined. But FCC thinks otherwise and insist on reinstating the $550,000 fine against CBS. God save us all!

Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction – Original Uncensored Video

Happy — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:20:19 +0000

Big fucking deal – during Super Bowl 2004 a major situation occured that would enter the history as Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction. Justin Timberlake joined his gayness with Janet Jackson on stage during Super Bowl half time break, and at the end of the song Rock Your Body, he grabbed at Janet Jackson’s tit, ripping her costume exposing her fugly, sagged boob that had golden plated covering over the nipple. Media went ape shit – wardrobe malfunction on live TV. Holy fucking demon on a broomstick!

Big controversy followed, media and their ability in providing decent coverage was questioned, every man and woman would have had something related to Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction pouring out of their ears. How decadent, how atrocious… shit the fuck up!

CBS – responsible for broadcasting the Superbowl and Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction was fined by the commission a fee of $550k, because of explicit, graphic, shocking, fleeting and pandering display involving saggy tit. According to the commission, the broadcaster (CBS Corp.) had violated “contemporary community standards.”

The fine of $550k is the largest in history against a TV broadcaster for indecency, but today, four years later, the judge dismissed the fine, ruling that FCC (Federal Communications Commission) acted “arbitrarily and capriciously” in fining CBS.

So no fine for CBS. Estimated 90 million viewers who saw the blasphemous Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction can now put down their stakes. And if you haven’t seen the monstrosity, below is the original uncensored video of the deviance. The cherry on top is towards the end.

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Michael Vick on 60 Minutes – Full Length Video from CBS

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Lesley Visser – This is What Top US Female SportsCaster Looks Like

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Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Still Hunting CBS

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Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction – Original Uncensored Video

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