Beer Steak Bullshit

King of all speech impeding morans Christian Bale apologized for his fuck filled tirade against Director of Photography on the movie set for Terminator, Salvation – Shane Hurlbut. Kevin & Bean from radio show on L.A.’s KROQ caught up with Christian Bale over the phone and gave the moran a chance to apologize and explain himself. Of course Christian Bale clarified that they are best of buddies with DP Shane Hurlbut and continue tossing each other’s salads like they always have. BTW – as I was writing title for this post, I managed to misspell Christian Bale’s name. I was basically done with the post when I noticed that two of the letters at the end swapped order turning the moran into who he actually is – a fucking cry baby girl Christina Bale!

During the phone apology Christian Bale told Kevin & Bean (BTW, do all LA radio DJs suck gay cock or just these morans do, cause they are the most pathetic hosts I’ve ever heard) that his cock took over his head and as a result verbal fuck filled diarrhea came out. He was supposed to ejaculate man cum during scheduled masturbation break, but he had a permature ejaculation – through his speech impediment screwed set of mouth. Actually, he said he felt embarrassed for ejaculated fuck filled diarrhea on the set and asked everybody to ask themselves to see if they had a bad day and spewed fuck tirade just the way he did. He kind of got me when he encouraged everyone to mock his moranic ass as he deserves it. Well, here you go Christian Bale, you still fucking suck, you moran!

Full audio from an over the phone talk with Christian Bale conducted by absolutely pathetic Kevin & Bean from KROQ is below.

Christian Bale mugshot pic by WENN

Christian Bale needs to shut the fuck up already. Not so because of his 4 minutes long fuck infested verbal diarrhea itchy fag ass tirade he unleashed upon Shane Hurlbut, the Director of Photography while filming Terminator Salvation, but because of his irritating speech impediment that feels like I’m getting poked the eye with a screwdriver. Can someone explain this dumb fuck that he doesn’t belong on silver screen and should take talking classes first?

And by the way – did you think Terminator could not get any worse than it already was? The how about having an actor with speech impediment promenading his stupid ass across your screen as you’re watching that shit? FAIL quadrupled. Christian Bale contributed in great deal to complete failure of The Dark Knight and now he’s contributing to complete failure of Terminator 4. Christian Bale tirade of profanity is something I’d expect from a complete moran.

Apparently what proceeded the tirade, was Shane Hurlbut who was adjusting the lights as Christian Bale was unleashing his annoying speech impediment on cameras and it ticked him off. Moran flipped and spewed shit out of his ass. Threats against Shane Hurlbut were included – just as if director of photography really needed to get his ass kicked. He was already suffering enough having to listen to moron’s speech impediment and inferior acting. I’m glad the tirade was recorded (thanks, audio tech) so every film crew can get an idea what law life, this untalented, speech impeded moran is. Hope he never gets hired again in his entire life. And I’m saying that so I can go enjoy movies like Terminator Salvation without having to listen to his moronic mouth as it moves to speech impediment busted talk.

During his 4 minute long tirade of speech impediment, Christian Bale dropped 36 f-bombs. Congrats to you, Moran! Audio of Christian Bale Tirade is in a video below:

Producers of one of the most anticipated movies of 2008 – “The Dark Knight” have released new trailer and as expected, it delivers.

The sequel to Batman Begins has some impressive special effects and the performances of actors, including deceased Heath Ledger in role of The Joker are mind blowing – Imagination is more important that knowledge… Damn!

Maggie Gyllenhaal plays the leading lady, but is the love triangle the part of the movie plot? It’ll be a real let down if that’s the case. I guess Hollywood can’t produce a high budget, mainstream movie without some sort of love crap getting in the way and good guys beating bad guys. Crap!

I’m not particularly fond of Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I do think her acting skills are better than those of Katie Holmes who sucked in previous Batman movie.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to see The Dark Knight as soon as it is released. I need to fix bad impression I got from badly filmed previous Batmans.

Aside from above mentioned Heath Ledger and Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Dark Knight stars an impressive line of actors, including Christian Bale (as Batman), Aaron Eckhart (District Attorney Harvey Dent), Micheal Caine, Gary Oldman (Lieutenant Jim Gordon) and Morgan Freeman.

Christian Bale of course stared as Batman in prequel to The Dark Knight – Batman Begins both of which were directed by Christopher Nolan.