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Philippines is one of world’s most dangerous countries ranking right up there along with Iraq and Afghanistan. Only suicidal people would choose Philippines as their vacation destination but it looks like the dangers of the Philippines are far more stretched. Mother Nature is about unleash her fury through eruption of Philippines’ most active volcano – Mayon Volcano. Since Philippines are half day ahead of North America, it’s already December 23, 2009 there and Mayon Volcano has been hurling more and more lava for 8 days. More than 50 thousand people living in Legazpi city and surrounding areas in Albay province have been evacuated or fled their homes as Mayon Volcano clouded the sky with ashes and sulphuric fumes.

The Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology warns that major explosion is quite likely still before the end of 2009. Meantime, the alert level for Mayon Volcano has been risen to four. On the one to five scale, three means that major eruption will occur in near future. Five means that an eruption is happening right now. Four basically means that an eruption is more or less imminent.

Mayon Volcano is located 300 miles (about 500 kilometres) southeast of Philippines’ capital Manila and has erupted 48 times since nations started keeping track of the eruptions. The video of Mayon Volcano covering Philippines in thick white smoke on Christmas of 2009 is below:

Photo of Philippines Mayon Volcano belching out lava by Associated Press

I know you’ve been dying to hear new, striking Chrismas music this holiday season so let me introduce you to the masterpiece titled It’s Christmas by latest singing sensation Andrew Hart. You best jump on the bandwagon because Andrew Hart is the new Tay Zonday and It’s Christmas is the new Chocolate Rain. You don’t want your neighbors to own It’s Christmas before you, because it will show how slow and backwards you are so get right on it. You can purchase future #1 song on t3h interwebz by going to gottabeandrew.bandcamp.com. The song only costs $.99 and there is no denying this will be a major hit. You’ve heard it here first.

Once you got yourself your new It’s Christmas song from talented Andrew Hart, you can sing along with me: “Santa’s coming down the CHIMM-ERR-NEEEEE”. If you wish to see more videos by Andrew Hart, check out his YouTube channel by looking up his username GottaBeAndrew (Gotta Be Andrew – for easy remembering). The video of the song is below:

3/3/09

Happy Square Root Day, gang. And what a special day it is. It doesn’t happen often that we’d have a day when both day and month would both be the square root of the year’s last two digits. Such special day only occurs nine times in hundred years. If this is not the reason to party, then I don’t know what else is.

Keep in mind that next square root day is not coming until April 4, 2016. Square Root Day is more precious than birthday or Christmas both of which come once a year. I’m pretty sure Megan Hauserman won’t celebrate square root day, cause you need to have basic math skills to appreciate the preciousness of such day, but all of you my dear readers surely do, right?

OK OK, so I’ll explain it in plain terms – 3 is a square root of 9, get it? Happy Square Root Day everyone. Blow a bong for me, will ya? – 3/3/09

This is one absolutely awesome video of a dog having time of his life plowing through piles of snow. According to YouTube user baileyandfriends, the video was recorded in late 1990’s in Colorado after a heavy snow blizzard. Bailey the dog went absolutely nuts throwing himself into the snow and just plowing his way through thoroughly buries in white oblivion.

I’m not a dog expert so I can’t tell you what breed Bailey the dog is, but maybe some of the readers will know and fill the rest of us in. The video is accompanied by a pretty obnoxious Christmas tune, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Daniel Noriega, that faggy chick slash emo kid of a dude and a contestant of American Idol recorded this Christmas wish video before he got on American Idol. He posted it on MySpace to fix up his emo insecurities but now that the video got picked up by bloggers he pulled it down. However it was saved and can still be found on YouTube (watch it before someone goes cry-baby at the youtube admins).

Danny Noriega pretty much has a Christmas song going in the background and which he rolls his eyes to it. When Danny goes “All right, enough” the music stop and he proceeds to the Christmas wish itself. And what did Daniel Noriega had to wish us all?

Well he reminds us that he’s making a Christmas video because it’s almost Christmas and he would like to wish all of the guys a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (he sort of sings that part). Then he cut to the cheese by saying:

“OK, fuck that shit. I hope Santa Claus rapes your fucking mother and I hope you all get coal, because you’re all pieces of shit, Bah!” He ends it with a cute smile for us all to enjoy.