Bullshit Blog

Unlike Kelly Osbourne, i don’t find absolutely nothing interesting about Dita von Teese. If it wasn’t for her involvement with Marilyn Manson, she would be a nobody she’s always been. Now she’s just a has been.

This is Diat von Teese at Coachella festival looking as boring as she always does. Thank God she could not take her giant wine glass with her there, otherwise she’d be driving around in that shit. Just how many more times will a woman pose inside a champagne glass? Damn, she needs to get her priorities straight.

Dita von Teese Lesbian Video from her Porn Past is here.

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This is what Kelly Osbourne looked like this weekend at Coachella. I love that girl to death. She’s the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, I care less about what she looks like, how she acts, when she had her first anal sex or how ugly her feet are. She’s Ozzy fucking Osbourne’s daughter and that’s that. I’d marry Ozzy’s daughter is she had horns and tail. Hold on a second, I’d marry anyone with horns and tail. Fuck, I’m lost.

Anyway, what kind of G** damn outfit is that? That’s the stupidest t-shirt I have seen since the crap that 12 year old whore at the mall the other day who had a t-shirt saying “I <3 Hockey Players”. It says “Speak throughout it and I don’t even think it’s a t-shirt. I think it’s just a piece of fabric thrown across her torso. I’d still do Kelly Osbourne. She’s Ozzy’s spawn, you can’t go wrong there.

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