Beer Steak Bullshit

Amy Colley made her first mark on the list of cool when she won Miss Tennessee 2005. After the pageant she went back to being, well… a nobody. And now her gold digging efforts eventually paid off. Amy Colley hooked up with country singer Kenny Chesney and the two are successfully exchanging genital fluids.

Renee Zellweger is not impressed. Or maybe she doesn’t care - who knows. She’s Kenny Chesney’s ex wife so he can exchange genital fluids with whomever he wants, right?

Amy Estella Colley was born in Jonesborough, Tennessee. After participating in various Miss pageants for several years, she eventually won the title of Miss Tennessee and went to represent her state in the Miss USA 2005 but didn’t place. At present time Amy Colley works as a nurse at the burn unit. Wait - a nurse? I betcha she gives Kenny Chesney prostate massages with latex gloves on. Naughty, naughty. Great success!

Amy Colley has been Kenny Chesney’s girlfriend for 4 months and the couple has already taken several vacations together. Unless Amy Colley swallows, Las Vegas, Malibu and the Bahamas are forever territorially marked with the sperm from Kenny Chesney’s penis.

It’s a “hot blonde country singer” here at Beer Steak Industries. Introducing Amanda Henkel right after a little video by Kellie Pickler. Unlike her previously profiled fellow co-country singer, Amanda Henkel is from the south. Louisiana to be exact. Do all girls in Louisiana have big tits and blonde hair?

Amanda says her country influence started when she was driving around with her mom in a Cadillac and mom would play tracks by Waylon Jennings. Before becoming a country singer herself, Amanda Henkel used her big tit assets and had quite a career going as a Hawaiian Tropic rep. That’s not much of a career though. Just about every ho I know has been their rep. Sounds like being Hawaiian Tropic CEO gets you a lot of pussy.

Amanda Henkel abandoned the career of a “model” and went on to singing. Her first album was recorded in 2007 at Capitol Studios in Los Angeles. “Climbing Up Mt. Everest” - her first single is making successful rounds among country music lovers. When will hot bitches start sucking bloggers’ cock