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Maria Sergeyeva, that hot chick in the photo above is 24 year old and already taking the world by the storm. And if all goes as planned, she could easily turn into storm and shake hands with world’s most powerful people. Maria Sergeyeva came out of nowhere to become the poster girl for Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin. Her ambitions are high - she’s tipped to become Russian minister who aspires to lead Russia. It comes as no surprise she was named The Russian Sarah Palin be several western media outlets.

The success of Maria Sergeyeva was started by blogging - she reached out for Russian youth with pro-Kremplin and pro-Putin speeches on the internet, expanding the reach of her political idols. To boost the popularity of her blog, Maria Sergeyeva utilized her undeniable good looks. And she doesn’t mess around. In one of her speeches, she bluntly told immigrants to leave:

“Immigrants should work in places where Russians don’t want to, or they should go back home.”

Maria Sergeyeva however doesn’t stop there. When former chess champion Garry Kasparov criticized Vladimir Putin, Maria said he sold himself to American spies. She repeatedly appeals to Russian youth by posting attractive pictures of herself, saying that she only wears clothes that are made in Russia. She further appeals to Russians to follow her example and shun everyone who drives a foreign car.

Despite being hard core pro-Russia and anti-western-world, Maria Sergeyeva loves Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill because they are self made leaders. It must be said that only three years ago, Maria Sergeyeva was a big opponent of Vladimir Putin and supporter of Russia’s efforts to join the European Union. What happened that she turned around and became exact opposite is unclear. One of possible scenarios is that her potential was recognized by Vladimir Putin’s administration who hired her to be their poster girl and speak to the masses the message they want delivered. Maria Sergeyeva however vehemently denies these claims.

In regards t the photo posted above, Maria Sergeyeva described it like this:

I’m at a conference. Drunk - and after the banya [sauna]. It’s 3am. A plastic glass with champagne in one hand and single malt whisky, 12 years old, in the other. So I drink champagne after whisky. And wearing nothing but stockings and flag of Cuba. This is my way of finding adventures.

Maria Sergeyeva truly has potential. She speaks the language young people speak and talks to them in ways young people listen to. As such, she’s gonna have great success in politics. Current Russian leaders have already recognized her abilities and recognized the fact that the way she utilizes internet to pass on her message is an important way of propaganda that is not to be missed upon. That likely secures a well paved way through politics for this young woman. She will remain in the forefront in her home country of Russia. We may only hear from her when she posts some more provocative pictures of herself, and I’m sure there will be plenty. But as the time goes by, the name of Maria Sergeyeva will be making its way to the ears of more and more people around the world until one day… Quoting Maria Sergeyeva:

I don’t think Russia is ready for a female president. On the other hand, in 20 years’ time, when I am 44, this may change and it will be the right time for my presidency.

Watch out for this woman. She’s hot, she knows it and knows hot to use it to her advantage. She also knows what to say to get what she wants. These are powerful qualities that open many doors. She’s 24 year old and already had so many doors open, most of us will never even see from the outside. I’m sure we’ll hear a lot from Maria Sergeyeva in the future. Now if there was only a way to leak the Maria Sergeyeva and Vladimir Putin sex tape

There are times I really wish I was rich. Tyler Perry is rich so he plans to do what rich people can do - buying his own private island. While I’m freezing my ass off back in Canada, I’m vaguely remembering my recent stay in Dominican Republic and Cuba - gorgeous islands in the Caribbean where there is warm any day of the year. I secretly wished to be able to buy my own island, down there where it’s always warm, where the sea is never too far, where you can go pick up a coconut off the tree and drink it on the spot. Ahhh well, instead I’m stuck here blogging about it. What a wannabe I am.

Yes, Tyler Perry is buying an island. Unlike me, he’s not a wannabe and can afford an island. According to reports by People, his own private island will be the present for himself for his 40th birthday. Well, come to think of it, maybe by the time I’m 40, I’ll score a big one and will get myself an island too. Perhaps one next to Tyler Perry so we can smoke weed together like good neighbors.

Director, producer and actor all in one - Tyler Perry says he enjoyed his stay on a private island in the Great Exumas in the Bahamas that he’d recently rented. Freedom from hassles of the world has appealed to him so much he’s looking to buy his own island. He doesn’t have an eye on one yet, doesn’t know where he’ll be looking to buy one from but he already know he’s not gonna name it the Tyler Perry’s Island. According to his own words, “I’ll know what to call it once I’m there.”

Anyone rich enough wanna marry me so I can buy myself a private island? Seriously. I’ll even start working out. Damn, I’d even watch American football with you for an island. Wait… I’m not sure I can turn gay that easily.

All inclusive vacations are available at ridiculous prices and this trend will likely continue throughout entire 2009. ‘Tis definitely the season to get out there and take your vacation now as 2009 will be the year of best deals for all inclusive vacations. That is all thanks to global economy being in a slump, which results in fewer travellers going on holidays, so all inclusive vacation resorts dropped their prices with hopes to attract more tourists. 2009 is a good year to take a vacation. All inclusive vacations are available in best deals since I can remember.

Bad economy worldwide contributes heavily to a global slow sown in unnecessary spending. Travel market is definitely one of those that strives form people’s desire to waste lots of cash to make themselves feel good. However people got a little more cautious with the way to spend money since this recession has started and travel industry is on the forefront of taking the beating as a result. They responded the best way they could - by offering incredible deals on all inclusive vacations.

Prices are being adjusted at all level of the travel business. Whether it is airlines, or hotels, or full feature vacation resorts - they all cut their prices down making 2009 the year of best deals. All inclusive vacations are especially available at great prices. If you were planning to go on an all inclusive vacation but never actually got around, now would be the time. Now that the prices are at long term lowest.

This being said - I just returned from an epic Vacation in Cuba one and a half month ago. I’ve checked out plane ticket prices and picked up another one to Dominican Republic and I’m taking off next week on Tuesday (so Beer Steak Bullshit Blog will not be updated for a few days again). Mind you, I did not take an all inclusive vacation, I like to have real adventures so I only buy a plane ticket and take it from there - which is why my trip to Cuba kicked so much ass, but considering great deals on all inclusives, I’d recommend anyone to look into taking one now. 2009 is a good year in this regard. And if you’re totally crazy, hit me up and join me on another epic where-the-fuck-am-I adventure in the Dominican Republic.

This is one of those things that will make your heart bleed. This dog saves dog video starts with a gruesome recording of one dog getting hit by a car. Towards the end of video another dog enters to scene and despite busy traffic, starts pulling the injured dog, that was still alive to the side of the road, away from crazy traffic. Realizing that injured dog is in pain, the saving dog used his paws, rather than teeth to drag wounded animal to safety.

Dog saves dos is an incredible showcase of animal genuinity and care. I wish one could say that about people. While dog risks his life to save another pooch, no driver actually stopped. They showed no respect for other living creatures. It’s terrible.

I have just returned from Cuba where street dog problem seems to take a whole new level. There are countless numbers of them - unspayed, unneutered, they continue to breed, without home, without anyone to look after them, filling up the streets and roads everywhere. I was driving a rented car and stopped several times, not only for dog, but also cats and a particular bird that looks like a small dove (they run across roads not watching out). I can honestly proclaim that I have not hit another animal. Too bad other drivers are not like that. Luckily, injured dogs have other dogs to look after them.

It’s a beautiful dog saves dog video to make your miserable Friday morning better.

I have just returned from an epic 7 night adventure in wonderful Cuba. Now I’m back to freezing Edmonton, it’s middle of the night and unfortunately my luggage got lost. A bit of a sad ending to the most awesome adventure of my life, but I still hope SunWing will be able to track my shit down. I have two boxes of finest Cuban cigars and a bottle of aged Cuban rum there. Fuck all the clothes and toiletries…

I’m too tired right now, got to get some sleep. The adventure was worth it, I’m glad i didn’t go for an all inclusive vacation… Cuba for the win

Angel Valodia Matos, Taekwondo champion from Cuba and gold medalist from 2000 Olympics was disqualified for life for kicking match referee Chakir Chelbat from Sweden in the head. What an idiot. Leave your temper at home if you’re attending international competition, Angel Valodia Matos.

This was a bronze medal match between Arman Chilmanov of Kazakhstan and Angel Valodia Matos of Cuba in the men’s taekwondo 80 kilogram class at the Beijing 2008 Olympics. Angel Valodia Matos was disqualified for taking too long to recover from the injury and he didn’t take that lightly. Loser used his taekwondo training to deliver high kick into the face of a referee Chakir Chelbat and kept throwing punches at his coach and other people around. Well, those were the last punches he throws at a competition. He can now go back home to Cuba and kick his corn dummy in the face.

World Taekwondo Federation issued Angel Valodia Matos immediate lifetime ban from all of their championships. In other taekwondo news, South Korea’s Cha Dong-min won gold medal in the same category after winning fight against Alexandros Nikolaidis of Greece.

Video of Angel Valodia Matos kicking referee Chakir Chelbat in the head is below (it’s in French).

Angel Valodia Matos Kicking Referee In the Face image credit: AP Photo/Matt Dunham

Some interesting video hit the waves of internet today. Woman called Dashiell Torralba (full name Dashiell Torralba Hernández) used to date a son of Fidel Castro. Antonio Castro Soto del Valle is an orthopedic surgeon and one of five children of former Cuban leader Fidel Castro, and Dashiell Torralba was his girlfriend. See, even sons of Fidel Castro need to fuck.

The Dashiell Torralba leaked video is all in Spanish, which kind of blows cause I have no clue what their talking about, but it shows images of Fidel Castro getting ready for a meal and hanging out on leather sofas in a villa in Havana. The video then offers footage from Fidel Castro’s home - something CIA was trying to get for 50 years and couldn’t. Now someone called Dashiell Torralba shows up and she’s got it all filmed.

Fidel Castro is known for keeping his private life very, well… private. Not even Cubans themselves have seen his home, not even Cubans themselves know how many children Fidel Castro exactly has. Antonio Castro I one of five children Fidel Castro had with Dalia Soto del Valle, but how many kids he has all together - only he knows.

Dashiell Torralba is allegedly hiding somewhere in South America fearing for her life. Shes used the money she got from Univision to whom she sold to tape. Fidel Castro is a master of disguise, though. Several assassination attempts have failed because he’s always had everything perfectly covered, including look alikes walking at places he goes to pretending to be him. Could this leaked video be fake? That’s possible for all I know. It’s interesting twist either way. I would still love to visit Cuba before it changes. I doubt I’ll meet Dashiell Torralba there.