Alcoholic extraordinaire David Hasselhoff has been out of the scene for a while, because he’s been dedicating his life to the irresistible power of booze – I was gonna say Vodka or Whiskey but given this latest picture of the Hoff dressed up as a pirate, it looks as if he may like the very fire water by the name of Rum. Captain Morgan, perhaps? Arrrr, there be pirates!

Further Reading:

• The Most Expensive Bottle of Alcohol in the World – The Diamond Sterling
• Seychelles Cruise – Your Perfect Pirate Adventure… With Real Pirates
• Bloodthirsty Navy Seals on Mindless Killing Spree Murder Somali Pirates
• Dr. Dean Ornish on Healing Marijuana and Genes vs Fate (video)
• Tania Zaetta – Ultimate Aussie Chick

Tania Zaetta is… you guessed it – an Aussie Chick. She likes to refer to herself as Ultimate Aussie Chick.

Tania Zaetta guest starred in Baywatch along side David Hasselhoff but her main success on big screen is attributed to the show Who Dares Wins which she co-hosted with Mike Whitney for 4 years.

Tania Zaetta is Australian born, but her father is Italian. I see lots of East Indian features in her face – don’t know why. She was recently touring bases of Australian Defence Force in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of the entertainment group The Wolverines and several Aussie news papers followed by saying that she had some sexy times with a few soldiers while she was there.

Needless to say, Tania Zaetta got pissed off over allegations (why would a hot chick go to see thousands of horny soldiers – to sing for them?) raised hell and forced Aussie Defence Department to apologize. Aussie Chief of the Defence Force, Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston met with Tania Zaetta and apologized to her saying that there was no substance to the allegations (translation – they gang banged her without much fanfare).

Tania Zaetta is now looking to take another entertainment tour for the forces. I guess sore ass healed up in the meantime.

Further Reading:

• American Boneheads Laugh and Cheer After Killing a Human Being
• David Hasselhoff Dressed up as a Pirate – Captain Morgan
• Australian Government is Awesome
• Murder of Reuters Journalist Namir Noor-Eldeen and Saeed Chmagh by US Military in Iraq (video)
• Chemical Ali Execution Carried Out – Hanged Until Death in Iraq

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape is just another sex tape on behalf of a fading star who longs for more media attention. Hobie Buchannon from Baywatch is now a grown up man and got himself video taped having sex with Sky Lopez.

As former porn star, Sky Lopez has enough experience getting her vagina drilled on camera, but for Jeremy Jackson this will be the first publically released Sex Tape. It appears as though Jeremy didn’t want the sex tape to go public, but claims that he was forced to hand it over after receiving threats by Sky Lopez’s thugs. That’s a new one, if you ask me. Celebrities always find the most ridiculous excuses to distance themselves from release of their sex tape, yet it’s all secretly organized by them with efforts to bring a spotlight back on their abandoned faces. Jeremy Jackson got a little bit more creative with his promotion for the release of the sex tape. It’s working.

Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape will be hitting the internets shortly. I’m assuming we will hear from Jeremy Jackson soon after the official release. He’ll probably sue the company who released it to public to get more media attention. After that he will have a sex tape launch banquet with the company that released the sex tape and will invite all media partners to that Great Opening.

I know how celebrities operate, Jeremy Jackson. You ain’t fooling my ass. You could have at least picked a pussy we all haven’t seen yet. Nobody cares about overfucked Sky Lopez. Fucking noob!

Oh… I really could not help and had to post this pic of David Hasselhof:

Further Reading:

• David Hasselhoff Dressed up as a Pirate – Captain Morgan
• Tiger Woods Sex Tape
• Pamela Anderson Photo Without Make-Up (oops)
• Tania Zaetta – Ultimate Aussie Chick
• Britney Spears Sex Tape with Adnan Ghalib