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Funniest Craigslist Ad yet! Mom’s beloved son went off to college so she’s trying to sell some of the stuff she found in his room, such as this, Large Fist Paperweight. Now that her son is gone, mom should explore new sexual practices with the milkman or the postman. She may be able to find out what black fist made of floppy silicone rubber is for. Good she never caught her son’s unflushed poop in the toilet. She’d be surprised with its girth, after having fist sized dildo up his ass. Funny as hell!

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Rihanna got a worthy gift for her birthday – a photo of her face battered, beaten and bruised after domestic violence incident with Chris Brown has been leaked and is now all over the internet. Beer Steak Bullshit blog can not pass on this spectacular way to wish Rihanna aka Robyn Fenty a happy birthday either. TMZ posted the pic of battered Rihanna’s face late last night and that shit spread like wildfire.

LAPD are a bit unhappy about the photo leak. They are investigating on the matter and want to find out who sold the pic of beaten Rihanna to TMZ. According to LAPD, they take confidentiality of domestic violence victims seriously and this misconduct throws their efforts off.

It’s priceless how this photo leaked just on the day of Rihanna’s birthday. Nothing like being reminded on your birthday that you were a victim of domestic violence and got your ass kicked by your gay boyfriend. That’s what bitches get for rubbing pussies with fags. I find the music of Rihanna painful, but if bitch could shut her mouth, I’d give some ass loving. She wouldn’t have to worry about domestic violence from my ass, cause I’m so fucking fat, I couldn’t put on a fight. I’d give her best ass loving of her life. Bitches who don’t appreciate nice ass loving from a quality boyfriend like myself, deserve to get battered, bruise and beaten. I offer cuddles, night long cunnillingus, breast massages, labia stretching and all that good shit. Other boyfriends, like Chris Brown offer punch to the fat lip. Rihanna you bitch, swap ass beating with ass munching. I’m your guy to munch on your ass. The only bruises you get from me are sexually related spank bruises. I’d hook you to my St. Andrew’s Cross, whip your fine tits with my leather bdsm whip, ass fuck you with my dildo, cause I probably won’t get a hard on and apply clothes pins on your nipples. Pouting of hot wax on your pussy is optional. If you like fisting, I have fat hands and love to massage cervixes. You’ll get the best loving of your life, Rihanna. Just give me a bell, k?

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