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Marilyn Manson Has New Girlfriend (pics)

Marilyn Manson New Girlfriend

Well, she’s definitely no Evan Rachel Wood, but speculations are going berserk across the information superhighway that the woman in the pic above could be Marilyn Manson’s new girlfriend. I’ve never liked Dita von Teese. She’s utterly lame and unattractive and pin-up is so 40s (and should have stayed in 40s). But while Evan Rachel Wood was a major upgrade for Marilyn Manson, this new girlfriend seem to be a downgrade.

But let’s not be premature. Maybe the pic hasn’t worked out. Maybe she has teeth in her vagina that gently scratch Marilyn Manson’s penile glands and who wouldn’t enjoy a little tooth here and there in a vag? I can also imagine there’s a hot ass underneath those unflattering high waist leather pants. The pic is from Miami – isn’t it like… hot and shit in Florida for ugly leather pants?

It’s not like it’s any difficult for a high profile figure like Marilyn Manson to hook up with a random slut. He probably keeps an opt in list of girlfriends who would love to enjoy his company (understand: money).

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Dita Von Teese Wonderbra Film – The Science of Sexy

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra Film - The Science of Sexy

Dita Von Teese released new short film to help promote the upcoming release of her own Wonderbra. Cheesily titled The Science of Sexy, the film features blonde scientist who’s unimpressed and uninspired until one day she discovers the gene of sexy that materializes into a wonderbra right before her eyes.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be just like Dita Von Teese herself – all retro and burlesque. I suppose it’s meant to be sexy or something. I don’t know, I’m all into corsets, but they look better without any bra. Bras are for wussies. They hide erect nipples and there’s nothing hotter than a pair of pencil erasers poking at you from underneath the shirt. Dita needs to get the shit straight.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be officially release in Europe on September 23rd. Not sure about North America. Maybe it’s too sexy for us up here so it’s not gonna be for sale at all, but I don’t think that’ll be the case. Too big of a market here to pass on.

Sexy Science by Dita official website is on SexyScienceByDita.com. It’s an animated flash site – it was trying to pop up new windows that were getting blocked so I didn’t get far. And I’m not so much into Dita Von Teese anyway. I just like to bitch about her. Check it out and let me know what you think.

The Science of Sexy video is below:

Wonderbra by Dita von Teese (with Pictures)

Wonderbra by Dita von Teese

I don’t like Dita von Teese at all. Marilyn Manson has done the best thing he could when he got rid of her. Dita is so outdated and obsolete, she should retire herself. And I guess she realizes that herself – her career that never was one is ending so she’s about to launch her own sexy collection Wonderbra by Dita von Teese.

Photo ads for Dita von Teese Wonderbra have already been shot and you can see the pictures here. I have just one thing to say – whole lotta photoshop. She’s enhanced the fuck out of. She doesn’t even look human anymore, it’s all plastic. Which is not necessarily a bad thing, cause she looks crappy anyway, so I’d rather stare at the Burger King plastic smiley homo king face than this obnoxious smirk on the face of Dita von Teese.

New wonderbra line by Dita von Teese will feature bras for three different moods in three different sizes. They are all inspired by 40s and 50s fashion which is 60 years old and that to me is dead and should stay dead. Don’t resurrect things that belong in the past. Dita, don’t you just get it?

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Dita Von Teese at Coachella

Dita Von Teese at Coachella

Unlike Kelly Osbourne, i don’t find absolutely nothing interesting about Dita von Teese. If it wasn’t for her involvement with Marilyn Manson, she would be a nobody she’s always been. Now she’s just a has been.

This is Diat von Teese at Coachella festival looking as boring as she always does. Thank God she could not take her giant wine glass with her there, otherwise she’d be driving around in that shit. Just how many more times will a woman pose inside a champagne glass? Damn, she needs to get her priorities straight.

Dita von Teese Lesbian Video from her Porn Past is here.

Photo credit: Splashnewsonline.com

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Dita von Teese Lesbian Video from her Porn Past

Dita Von Teese Pin Ups 2 Andrew Blake

Maybe it’s a surprise, maybe it’s not. Dita von Teese, ex wife of Marilyn Manson and a Bettie Page wannabe/Burlesque diva has a porn past. There hasn’t been much of it available, other than those pin up shots in a wine glass she never seems to have enough of, but now there’s a video surfacing all across the net featuring hard core lesbian scenes with Dita von Teese and some other chick engaging in various sexual activities common among lesbians, such as rubbing genitals against each other or using double dildo.

The video that just surfaced is not new. As a matter of fact it’s years old and was filmed by master of erotic imagery – Andrew Blake. Andrew’s name guarantees an erotic movie that would be perfect on all levels, including beautiful women, perfect costumes, background sets, top class editing and musical scores. It’s called Pin Ups 2 – if you desire to see Dita von Teese engaging in lesbian sex with other woman, go to your favorite adult store and enquire about this movie. It’s likely they will have that. Andrew Blake is a must have for adult stores.

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