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Irreconcilable Differences – that’s got to be the most commonly used reason for divorce in Hollywood. This time it’s actor Mel Gibson whose wife Robyn Gibson has had enough of him filed for divorce and quote Irreconcilable Differences as reason. What better way to celebrate Easter than by getting your lawyer hand divorce papers to your significant other.

Mel Gibson divorce comes after 28 years of marriage to his wife Robyn. You’d think after 28 years as married couple they would bite the bullet and pull through the rest. Maybe it’s all different – maybe Robyn Gibson is a gold digger extraordinaire who was patiently waiting for 28 years cause she knows the settlement will be generous. Perhaps 28 years was worth it and all she could think of during that time was the chunk she was gonna get one day. She’d be a good wifey, blowing on Mel’s peen as he wished, cause she saw the fortune in the distance that would be all hers one day. That day is here. Let’s call it “The Easter Split of the Gibson’s”.

As it turns out, when Mel Gibson married Robyn, the two did not sign a prenup, hence according to the law of California, the Robyn Gibson will be entitled to half of Mel Gibson’s fortune. Damn, 28 years were worth it. Mel Gibson has been a big movie star and producer for 3 decades. His fortune is estimated at close to one billion. What a score for that gold digger. She can merrily quote Borat: “Success”!

The Mel Gibson divorce will likely involve the biggest divorce settlement in the history of Hollywood, but it will likely go smoothly and quietly. Mel has got more than enough to give away so both parties will end up with pockets full of cash. According to reports by TMZ who were the first to bring the news of Mel Gibson divorce, Robyn Gibson is also seeking spousal support, attorney fees and joint custody of their 10 year old son – the only of their 7 children who is still underage.

Another Hollywood wedding bites the dust. Kate Walsh will be divorcing her new husband Alex Young who filed for divorce from Private Practice star. Reason for divorce? Irreconcilable differences. LOL, that’s the best reason for divorce ever.

Alex Young used official lawyer’s language to file for divorce, but what he actually means is – I want Kate Walsh to swallow, the bitch spits that shit out on me. I want to fuck Kate Walsh in the ass, she whines like grumpy old lady. I want to double fist her pussy, she gets a fucking headache. So I’m filing for divorce cause I need my biological needs satisfied. I got him all figured. And her too. Even though I just made that shit up.

Come to think of it, I think I’m wrong. I looked at the pic above and I could see the irreconcilable difference. Kate Walsh likes to massage Alex Young but every now and again she purposefully squeezes too hard. That kills Alex’s erection, but gives her a massive squirting orgasm. That bitch needs some sex lessons. I’ll teach her. Just call me daddy, bitch. Now you can, since you’re getting a divorce. Who’s your daddy?

Kate Walsh and Alex Young Image by WireImage

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) and his wife Cynthia Rodriguez finalized their divorce that was shaping up to be a big mess, without drama. Which is smart. They could have made it a circus in which nobody but lawyers win, or they could say – look, it’s gonna cost each of us a lot of money and cause a lot of headache and will not lead anywhere. Let’s just call it quits and go each our own way. Smart fuckers chose the latter.

A-Rod and Cynthia Rodriguez have reached a settlement and finalized their divorce ultimately ending their non-functional marriage. The terms of divorce were not disclosed at the time of this post.

Cynthia Rodriguez and A-Rod have two kids. Natasha is 3 year old and Ella was just born 5 months ago. Cynthia filed for divorce in July.

A-Rod secret crush on Madonna was rumored to be one of the reasons why their marriage became dysfunctional. Madonna however rejects the rumor claiming that her marriage to Guy Ritchie was stronger than ever.

Good for them.

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Alexa Ray Joel, this sweet piece of hot ass is a daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. 20 year old Alexa Ray Joel is an aspiring musician set to release her debut album titled “Sketches” through her own record label soon (anyone can release an album if they own a record fucking label). If you want to buy that crap, keep it locked on her official site that will surely have the discs for sale soon. Alexa Ray Joel MySpace Page already has three of her songs up, so you can listen to it before hand.

Even though Billy Joel is her daddy, he had divorced her mom Christie Brinkley and now her mom is getting a divorce again. From her current husband, the architect and philanderer Peter Cook. The reason for divorce is awesome – Peter Cook had sexual relationship with his assistant Diana Bianchi, who’s one year younger than Alexa Ray Joel. How awesome is that. I want to be filthy rich when I’m old and grumpy so I get to fuck 19 year old hos who are after the money.

Sex scandals are the best. You get to hear the most kick ass scenarios of what happened. Peter Cook allegedly paid Diana Bianchi to keep her sperm stained mouth shut so the affair doesn’t go public. That’s a lot of cash for so little. Just don’t talk about it and enjoy your $300k. But that’s not the case. Diana Bianchi is expected to testify against Peter Cook saying that she was seduced shortly after he hired her to work in his Hamptons architectural firm. Stupid whore gold digger. The bitch needs a hedgehog up her ass for this.

Alexa Ray Joel has been heard to support her mother in this divorce drama. Not like she understands what it’s like to fuck a 19 year old when you’re 50.

Tricia Walsh-Smith, the gold digger and cry baby is back with the follow up video she posted on YouTube. Now that she’s become a YouTube celebrity, she can’t get enough of her cry baby scenes.

In this video, Tricia Walsh-Smith has the nerve to complain about YouTube commenters. Silly goose, this is interweb, don’t post your shit if you don’t want people to say what they think about it. Web 2.0 offers interactivity with one another and so people let themselves heard. Don’t complain because people can see what kind of a gold digger you are.

The best part of the video obviously is when she said that she loved and adored her husband. What pile of shit? You loved and adored his money. That’s why you married a guy from another country who was 25 years older than you, with daughters your age. You’re so full of shit, Tricia Walsh-Smith… it hurts to listen to you.

The part that deserves biggest ovations is when the whore says she’d worked all her life. LOL, give me a break. Is that why you can’t live with the fact that you will not have the financial back up of the man you’re been draining off his money for years? Bitch, instead of bitching and complaining about what you’re gonna do now that you’re evicted, get your act together and find yourself a job. Don’t complain that you’re $100 000 in debt. Get a fucking job and see what it’s like with people who actually have to work hard for their money. You had millions of dollars at your disposal and word work gives you shivers. All you are good at is complaining, bitching and whining. If you worked so much, you would have to have some money saved that you could use to move to another apartment. And you wouldn’t feel so stressed about working, because if you had history of working, you would just resume and do what other people, who were not as lucky to marry a millionaire have to do every day – work hard for their money.

Life changes for everybody. There are millions of people in New York, they get laid off, or fired – but they move on, look for another job, do whatever they can to survive. You Tricia Walsh-Smith got used to milking a rich man and now you’re pissed because his bank account is going to get taken away from you. People have worse problems than you, yet they adapt and move on. If you really worked all your life, then where is the problem in moving on and making your own way through life?

Based on these videos, it is clear that her capacity to argue and make scenes is unsurpassed. I’m not surprised Philip Smith wishes to divorce this bitch and have her evicted. I’ve had enough of her already. And I haven’t even lived with that whore. She’s basically ruined any chance of having another man in her life. No one will ever come close to her after these false scenes. You will reap what you saw.

She’s an attention whore. Why wouldn’t she keep her divorce and eviction issues to herself? Her husband clearly has valid reasons to have her gold digging ass out of her life. So she makes it all public, names names, pulls tarot cards and screams “Shame’ at the camera. This issue was supposed to be between you and your husband. You have used him enough already and now you’re bringing your shit public. I feel sorry for Philip and am not surprised a slight bit why he wants divorce.

If there is justice in this world, Tricia Walsh-Smith will end up in a tent.

Tricia Walsh-Smith is seriously a gold digger extraordinaire and is so full of shit it’s ridiculous. She’s become an internet superstar after posting her video on YouTube.

Tricia Walsh-Smith is (was) married to Philip Smith – a wealthy man from New York who owns theaters on Broadway and $60 worth of real estate. Phillip Smith is 25 years older than Tricia Walsh-Smith and (his daughters are same age as this gold digger) luckily for him, he was a super smart guy when the gold digger came to him craving his money and had her sign a prenap. We’ve all heard stories of bad celebrity divorces where a gold digger gets married to a famous and/or a rich and then makes a fortune on a divorce. Well, luckily for Philip Smith, he had her sign a prenap and got his ass covered. Now he’s looking to get rid of Tricia Walsh-Smith and thanks to the prenap, he may be able to do that without paying her millions of dollars. Tricia Walsh-Smith is all in tears and what is she going to do now that her comfortable life of a millionaire’s wife is about to hit its end. So she recorded this YouTube video to let us know how full of shit she is.

The first time Tricia Walsh-Smith recorded and posted her cry baby video on YouTube, it got over million views within a week, but was removed. She went on and reposted it again, edited out with some extra bullshit. Philip Smith is evicting her gold digging ass from his multi million dollar apartment in New York that Tricia Walsh-Smith used to occupy.

In that video, Tricia Walsh-Smith complains that her husband would never fuck her, yet she found Viagra, porn movies and condoms that her husband was keeping. And she’s upset about it. Hello Misses… Doesn’t this shit ring any bells? Man doesn’t want to have any sex with you, yet obviously he’s well enough to do sex with somebody else or by himself masturbating to porn movies. And now he wants to divorce you. Doesn’t this all add up for you? Woman, you sucked in bed so bad he could not do it with you. He searched for all possible substitutions there are available – other women and porn movies. You were wasting his money, yet you gave him nothing in return. Who would want to spend his fortune on a useless woman like you? Hello…

Tricia Walsh-Smith then goes on to complain that she went to London and wanted to start her life over again, but her husband wouldn’t give her nothing. You silly cow, how about you try a life of a real person who has to work hard to make a living. You had lived a life of a millionaire’s wife who had everything served to her and got all she asked for. Now that you are required to “start your life again” you are not able to do shit? You need your husband’s money to get started again? You are only proving that you’re a gold digger extraordinaire and a person that’s so full of shit, it hurts.

She then goes to call her husband’s office and tries to get her secretary to ask Philip what he wanted her to do with that Viagra, porn movies and condoms, but the whole situation didn’t go too well for her. She’s then trying to do shit with Tarot cards but I don’t think she’s getting far even though she makes herself feel like she is.

I hate gold diggers, especially when they’re combined with cry baby syndromes. I hope she gets nothing out of this whole scene she put together and I entirely cheer for Philip Smith who kept his wits and didn’t let get himself screwed in the ass by a lazy broad who was after his money.