Beer Steak Bullshit

There are times I really wish I was rich. Tyler Perry is rich so he plans to do what rich people can do - buying his own private island. While I’m freezing my ass off back in Canada, I’m vaguely remembering my recent stay in Dominican Republic and Cuba - gorgeous islands in the Caribbean where there is warm any day of the year. I secretly wished to be able to buy my own island, down there where it’s always warm, where the sea is never too far, where you can go pick up a coconut off the tree and drink it on the spot. Ahhh well, instead I’m stuck here blogging about it. What a wannabe I am.

Yes, Tyler Perry is buying an island. Unlike me, he’s not a wannabe and can afford an island. According to reports by People, his own private island will be the present for himself for his 40th birthday. Well, come to think of it, maybe by the time I’m 40, I’ll score a big one and will get myself an island too. Perhaps one next to Tyler Perry so we can smoke weed together like good neighbors.

Director, producer and actor all in one - Tyler Perry says he enjoyed his stay on a private island in the Great Exumas in the Bahamas that he’d recently rented. Freedom from hassles of the world has appealed to him so much he’s looking to buy his own island. He doesn’t have an eye on one yet, doesn’t know where he’ll be looking to buy one from but he already know he’s not gonna name it the Tyler Perry’s Island. According to his own words, “I’ll know what to call it once I’m there.”

Anyone rich enough wanna marry me so I can buy myself a private island? Seriously. I’ll even start working out. Damn, I’d even watch American football with you for an island. Wait… I’m not sure I can turn gay that easily.

I have recently returned from a vacation in the Dominican Republic but was not blessed with a sight of a drunk guy on a beach who’d be trying to put his pants on as a shirt. I mean - I no longer laugh at aged dudes in Speedos, cause I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger either, but why am I deprived of seeing hilarious shit like that is beyond me.

You can tell that this dude made for the trip of people recording this video. This was the most unforgettable part of their vacation. Screw the beach, screw swimming in the ocean, screw skimpily clad big ass bitches - it’s all worth shit compared to a drunk guy putting his pants on as a shirt. The epic struggle of several minutes also attracted little boy with a camera phone who also just had time of his life happen there.

Then a random bypasser tries to show compassion and help drunk guy put on his… what he thinks is a shirt at a time. Drunk dude already has both pants on his arms but that stupid piece of garment would not just wrap around his tanned, Speedo clad beach body. So good Samaritan is helping him out, but the shirt just wouldn’t unfold. Then the solution to the mystery of a stubborn shirt come - the Samaritan takes the shirt off drunk guy and reveals to him that it’s his pants he trying to put on. The Samaritan either near puked from grabbing at cum stained white shorts or got a hard on. I’m betting on a hard on. He kind of looks homosexual. If we stick around the internet long enough, we’ll probably stumble upon their home made video of what took place after tropical sun went down. Such good times await you at your vacation.

All inclusive vacations are available at ridiculous prices and this trend will likely continue throughout entire 2009. ‘Tis definitely the season to get out there and take your vacation now as 2009 will be the year of best deals for all inclusive vacations. That is all thanks to global economy being in a slump, which results in fewer travellers going on holidays, so all inclusive vacation resorts dropped their prices with hopes to attract more tourists. 2009 is a good year to take a vacation. All inclusive vacations are available in best deals since I can remember.

Bad economy worldwide contributes heavily to a global slow sown in unnecessary spending. Travel market is definitely one of those that strives form people’s desire to waste lots of cash to make themselves feel good. However people got a little more cautious with the way to spend money since this recession has started and travel industry is on the forefront of taking the beating as a result. They responded the best way they could - by offering incredible deals on all inclusive vacations.

Prices are being adjusted at all level of the travel business. Whether it is airlines, or hotels, or full feature vacation resorts - they all cut their prices down making 2009 the year of best deals. All inclusive vacations are especially available at great prices. If you were planning to go on an all inclusive vacation but never actually got around, now would be the time. Now that the prices are at long term lowest.

This being said - I just returned from an epic Vacation in Cuba one and a half month ago. I’ve checked out plane ticket prices and picked up another one to Dominican Republic and I’m taking off next week on Tuesday (so Beer Steak Bullshit Blog will not be updated for a few days again). Mind you, I did not take an all inclusive vacation, I like to have real adventures so I only buy a plane ticket and take it from there - which is why my trip to Cuba kicked so much ass, but considering great deals on all inclusives, I’d recommend anyone to look into taking one now. 2009 is a good year in this regard. And if you’re totally crazy, hit me up and join me on another epic where-the-fuck-am-I adventure in the Dominican Republic.

Giselle Salandy is a female boxing champion from Trinidad and Tobago. If she punched me in the mug, I’d cry for three days.

Giselle Salandy was born in on January 25, 1987 in Siparia and started boxing when she was 11. I was serious when I said I’d cry for three days if she delivered a punch to my gut. Giselle had a successful boxing career going for her having won a total of eight international boxing titles, including the most prestigious female boxing championships, such as World Boxing Council (WBC), World Boxing Association (WBA) and Women’s International Boxing Association (WIBA).

Giselle Salandy defended her World Boxing Council title last Boxing Day against Yahaira Hernandez from Dominican Republic moving her win count up to 17. During her professional boxing career, Giselle Salandy lost a grand total of zero (none, not one) fight. She was in it for the winning and win she did. Each time.

Sadly, Giselle Salandy will remain undefeated forever, her professional boxing record unchanged. Following bad car crash earlier today on the Beetham Highway in Trinidad, Giselle Salandy sustained severe bodily trauma and that claimed the life of this 21 year old boxing sensation.

Reports from Trinidad and Tobago indicate that Giselle Salandy was driving to Port of Spain in a Toyota Yaris (tiny vehicle). There was another passenger in the car with her - Trinidad and Tobago female football player Tamar Watson. At around 7am on January 4, 2009 the vehicle crashed into a concrete post on a side of the road on the outskirts of Port of Spain. Giselle Salandy and Tamar Watson were rushed to the hospital, but despite all efforts of the medical team to revive the boxing champion, she succumbed to her injuries one and a half hour after the car crash. Tamar Watson is still undergoing surgery treatment.

RIP Giselle Salandy