Miss Kosovo 2009 Gona Dragusha was the hottest contestant at last night’s Miss Universe 2009 but didn’t get the title. Beauty pageants hardly every crown the hottest, most awesome girl and 2009’s rendition of Miss Universe was no different. Gona Dragusha still did pretty good and ended up being the second runner-up, however the international pool of beauty experts agree with me – the real Miss Universe is Miss Kosovo, Gona Dragusha. None other.

There’s something fishy about Venezuela. Aside from being the most dangerous and lawless country in the world (warning, extremely graphic – only in Venezuela!), they are also the only country to win Miss Universe pageant twice in a row. This is the sixth time Miss Venezuela took off with crown of Miss Universe. And Stefania Fernandez really has nothing on Gona Dragusha. But then again, Miss Universe is owned and controlled by mighty Donuld Trump himself who’s known for having an awful taste in women. I wonder why he favors Venezuela so much…

The Miss Universe pageant took place last night at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas. Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez was chosen as the winner out of 83 contestants. Miss Dominican Republic – Ada Aimee de la Cruz ended up being the first runner up and Miss Kosovo Gona Dragusha was the second runner up. Miss Australia Rachael Finch finished fourth and Miss Puerto Rico Mayra Matos Perez got the spot #5.

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LOLWUT? Miss California Carrie Prejean failed again. Blond with fake tits should think twice before they let their mouth adrift as it always results in self ownage. Carrie Prejean is a perfect example of said stupidity. She still rambles about God and back up her stance on gay marriage that cost her the Miss USA crown and may cost her the Miss California one too. To address the revealing photos that flooded the internet and her adamant stance on marriage with strong support of God, Carrie Prejean went on the James Dobson’s Focus on the Family radio talk show. When asked to address her answer regarding gay marriage by the host, who’s a 73 year old evangelical author, Carrie Prejean said:

I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people… you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’ And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.

The sequence of events here is awesome. Carrie Prejean poses for revealing photos topless (most likely also completely naked, we just haven’t seen those photos yet) and then when shit hits the fan and her gay marriage address backfires, she turns to God and blames Satan. Somehow in all this melee she forgot to think of God when she took her clothes off to show off her dirty body. Blond will remain blond. Does she really think we’re too dumb to see that? Carrie Prejean, dear… You talk about God in your head like you really mean it, but you back stab him with revealing photos of yourself. Where’s the logic?

21 year old Carrie Prejean claims the revealing photos that surfaced on the internet were taken shortly after she had turned 18. I have hard time believing that as the sideboob looks like it’s silicone enhanced already. I’m also just as sure she’s full of poop with her God talk. She’s only uses the name of God to make excuses for herself since everything else collapses around her. I don’t necessarily disagree with her stance on gay marriage and I think her answer was blown out of proportion, but making herself look like she’s a saint just because she failed is ridiculous. I’m sure she would forget all about God had she won Miss USA. She’s only using the name of God when it suits her, which just happens to be the case of right now.

Today is the day for Donald Trump to decide whether Carrie Prejean is going to lose the Miss California crown or not. The God of Miss California pageant has it in his hands now. Something’s telling me that he’s gonna strip her of crown. He paid for her fake tits and she didn’t win Miss USA. She basically worthless to him now and a proven waste of money. But on the other hand she has all the media focused on her, which makes her a cash cow. Donald Trump is a business man and everything he does, he does it because he sees dollar signs in it. In case of Carrie Prejean, there seem to be plenty of them attached to it. When was the last time any Miss California got this much media attention? Plus the revealing photos took it way further and now entire blogosphere jerks off to Carrie Prejean. Hard to say which way Donald Trump will swing. I think it will all depend on quality of Carrie Prejean’s blowjob.

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Just when you thought Miss USA could not get any worse, the title was given to perhaps the most plastic looking, overused blonde by the name of Kristen Dalton. Donald Trump has awful taste in women. Have they seriously run out of pretty girls or does Donald Trump purposefully request plastic looking, Playboy style Barbie doll blondes without charisma?

Kristen Dalton who won Miss North Carolina pageant represented her state at Miss USA 2009 and won the contest. Miss West Virginia Jessi Pierson won herself the Miss Photogenic title and Miss Congeniality award was won by Miss Wyoming Cynthia Pate. Miss California Carrie Prejean ended as first runner up and second runner up was Miss Arizona Alicia-Monique Blanco. The Miss USA 2009 was held at the Planet Hollywood Resort Casino in Las Vegas and was broadcast live nationally on NBC.

Miss North Carolina turned Miss USA 2009 Kristen Dalton is a 22 year old Wilmington native with family history of Miss pageants. The Miss North Carolina title was won by her mother in 1982 and her sister won Miss North Carolina Teen USA 2008. Kristen Dalton also contested in Miss North Carolina Teen USA in 2005 and was first runner up back then.

Having won Miss USA 2009, Kristen Dalton will go to represent her country in the Miss Universe pageant. Here’s hoping Kristen Dalton will continue with hilarious tradition of Miss USA at Miss Universe and will fall on her ass like her two predecessors Miss USA 2007 Rachel Smith and Miss USA 2008 Crystle Stewart. Perhaps being from North Carolina, she could outdo her South Carolina counterpart and be both dumb and fall on her ass.

Gallery of pictures from Miss USA 2009 pageant with newly crowned Miss Kristen Dalton is below.

Photos by Judy Eddy, WENN.com

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Check out Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern wedding pictures. Not much right? Well, that’s because their wedding was kept rather low profile and all wedding pictures there are so far are the sneaky paparazzi ones, who never got a chance to snap any good ones. Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern are not like Lindsay Lohan who lives to promenade herself for the paparazzi.

No, I wasn’t invited and neither were you. We both suck, my friend. There were some high profile guests that attended Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky wedding. Multi billionaire and TV show off Donald Trump was one of the guests (picture is available in the gallery below), Joan Rivers was also at the wedding, John Stamos was at the wedding, Denise Richard was at the wedding, Robin Quivers was at the wedding, Al D’Amato (former senator) was at the wedding, Billy and Katie Lee Joel were at the wedding – in other words, quite the cream of the crop attended, got themselves some good time going while you and me were wondering what to do next with our lives. Just to make the list bigger, here are some other celebrity names that showed up for Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern wedding (no pictures) – Barbara Walters, Chevy Chase, Billy Joel, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.

Billy Joel sang two songs for the wedding guests and Chevy Chase delivered a roast for newly wed couple (so they say). So yeah, that sexy hot ass Beth Ostrosky married his awesomeness Howard Stern exactly as I have said in that previous post.

Congrats to the married coupled. Some Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern Wedding Pictures in the gallery below:

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Yes, it’s true… Ed McMahon was in deep shit, unable to pay for his house and Donald Trump came out of the blue and bought the house leaving Ed to live in it. How generous of Donald Trump, right? NOT! Fuck – Donald Trump doesn’t even fart for free. If Donald Trump spends a dollar on something, it’s because he knows he’s gonna get way more out of it. He’s no good samaritan who’s trying to help poor Ed McMahon out. That’s not who Donald Trump is. He’s got some side interests there and he’s gonna cash in on it. There must have been some hidden value in that whole transaction that everybody else failed to see and Donald Trump found it and grabbed at it. He’s a master of this kind of shit and mark my words – Ed McMahon is hereby royally screwed!

Let’s not kid ourselves. Donald Trump seriously doesn’t do nothing for free and doesn’t buy anything unless he’s guaranteed major return on investment. And look what happens. He’s seen as fucking hero by saving old man’s ass, and will be seen as such because the true colors won’t come out immediately. One way or another, he is definitely getting his money back with chunky profit. The guy is a genius. I don’t think Ed McMahon himself realizes what kind of poop he got himself into.

Anyway, 85 year old Ed McMahon was unable to pay for his house in Beverly Hills that he took a loan of $4.8 million for. He’s currently $640,000 behind with payments and the house was about to get foreclosed and old man kicked out. Donald Trump stepped in last minute, bought the house and let him continue using it. And what general response from public is? Everyone is impressed by Donald Trump’s generosity and his great spirit, good karma points and all that crap. Fuck me! Let’s not kid ourselves, Donald Trump is not being generous. He’s invested. He’s got his ass covered three times and someone’s gonna pay for it in the end. Donald Trump wins… Again!

Below is the picture of Ed McMahon’s house that Donald Trump “saved” form foreclosure:

Image Credit: Tammie Arroyo & Jae C. Hong, AP Images

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44 year old Marla Maples was showing off for the paparazzi on a beach in a bikini. Great body for a 40 year old, nice legs too, but complete show off. As if we didn’t know that she lined up a work-out on a public beach just to get herself some publicity. What does Marla Maples needs publicity for anyway. She was married to Donald Trump, she lives off of his money and there’s plenty of it out there.

But then again, she pulled a publicity stunt before, when she needed to promote reality show. She pretended to be dating Andy Baldwin just to get attention. How cheap. I’d still hit that, though.