Sunday 18 October 2009 @ 7:46 am
Everything released by Apple has been a FAIL! Every person using Apple products is a FAIL! But of all Apple’s failures, nothing shines as bright as iPhone. iPhone is the king of FAIL, unless you consider long lasting, ongoing FAIL of Macintosh computers. To add salt to the wound, Verizon has released an ad that mocks the crap out of iPhone. Everything iPhone iDon’t, Droid Does. Mocking iPhone like that gives Verizon and Droid Does extra brownie points, but even Droid Does failed in the fact that it’s powered by Google Android 2.0. Anything powered by Google Anything is bound to FAIL. Nevertheless, the Anti-iPhone ad by Verizon is pretty bad ass.
The following is what Motorola Droid Does, while iPhone iDon’t:
- iDon’t have a real keyboard
- iDon’t run simultaneous apps
- iDon’t take 5-megapixel pictures
- iDon’t customize
- iDon’t run widgets
- iDon’t allow open development
- iDon’t take pictures in the dark
- iDon’t have interchangeable batteries
EVerything iDon’t, Droid Does!
