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When idiot humans go to torture and abuse innocent animals and another representative of animal kingdom comes to the rescue and owns stupid human, it’s always worth sharing. Such is the video of fishing idiot Drew Gregory who refers to himself as “pro kayak angler”. Drew Gregory is an animal torturer extraordinaire who even takes pleasure at catching poor fish on the hook and pulling them by their sensitive mouth out of the water. His tormenting actions did not escape attention of awesome geese one of which happened to be pretty horny and wanted to stick his goose penis in Drew Gregory on a kayak.

Unfortunately for the fisher, he’s got no brain so he thought he was attacked by said goose. This wasn’t an attack, it was an attempt to copulate. I understand it gave Drew Gregory “goose bumps” because it was one unexpected “goose hump” – get it??? He should praise the God that it was the goose who wanted to have sex with him, not the mighty penis endowed duck, though.

Anyway, animal owning stupid people to protect other animals are always cool. I’m glad this idiot’s intention to torture more fish were interrupted at least for a little while. Brave goose should be awarded the medal of peace for saving innocent lives Drew Gregory would otherwise mercilessly kill following hook torture.

Horny Goose: 1
Drew Gregory: 0

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It was big enough a surprise for me to find out that ducks have penises, but the fact that their penis is often longer than their entire body – that’s too much already. What do ducks need a monster penis of such dimensions for? Life’s not fair. The particular specimen of Argentine lake duck (Oxyura vittata) seen in picture above had a 42.5 cm long penis.

Only few male bird species have penises. Ducks belong among the few. Duck penis looks like a corkscrew and unfolds in chunks to reach the size of almost half a meter. The mind-blowing video below shows the process of an unfolding screw penis coming out of a duck. Duck ladies obviously have massive vaginas if their male counterparts sport a penis that’s this big. And why is it so twisted? Do they screw themselves into the lady duck? Duh!

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