Not here, geeee. Beer Steak Blog is a safe for work site. But we know where to go to see the pic of Robert Pattinson naked. And I will tell, but let me tell you first – the kid has grown up on me. I used to see just a hairy dude, now I see Edward Cullen. And I’m not even a 12 year old girl and I kind of enjoyed Twilight. Does it mean I’m gay?
If you didn’t know, Robert Pattinson played Salvador Dali in the upcoming movie Little Ashes (release date set for May 8th, 2009). Little Ashes is rated R and as it turns out, at one point Robert Pattinson aka Salvador Dali poses in front of the mirror butt naked with his penis tucked in. Pubes are showing, not sure about butt. Does talking about naked dudes make me even more gay?
Click here for NSFW pic of Robert Pattinson Naked!
This guy up there, Chris Weitz, will be directing the sequel to Twilight called New Moon. Chris Weitz replaced Catherine Hardwicke – director of first Twilight movie because Summit Entertainment didn’t like the bitch. Apparently she was too bitchy and didn’t want to suck owners cock. I made up that past part, the one about sucking cock. She’s probably just a real bitch so they booted her ass out of Twilight despite apparent success of the movie she directed.
As a director, Chris Weitz is best known for American Pie and The Golden Compass. Main protagonists of Twilight Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan) and Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen) are allegedly not impressed with major change on director’s seat, but fat pay check will make shut their pie holes irrevocably. Twilight grossed $140 million so far and 8-11 year old are still competing at who’ll see the movie more times.
Hopefully Chris Weitz has the ability to convey special effects – one obvious part at which Catherine Hardwicke failed. He’s gonna have much thicker budget since movie was an obvious success. Needless to say, Summit Entertainment will expect more dough out of New Moon so expectations are not low. Chris Weitz will have to put up with that pressure and deliver. It won’t be too difficult, me thinks. Any romantic chick flick will sell out like hot cakes. That’s the easiest demographics to target. These pre teen bitches suck money out of their dads like there’s no tomorrow and they spend it all on that shit just because it’s fucking IN.
Good luck to Chris Weitz. I hope he delivers with New Moon. Afterall, I went to see Twilight and I liked it. I guess I’m not all that different from a pre pubescent little whore.
