Elisabetta Canalis – New Gold Digger Girlfriend of George Clooney

Happy — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:41:36 +0000

Elisabetta Canalis is the latest winner of gold digger extraordinaire award for scoring herself George Clooney. Gold digging with George Cloone is a temporary sport anyway. Elisabetta Canalis better make the most out of the moment while it lasts and brace for quick end to it. Clooney’s got that poop down already. I mean look at where Sarah Larson ended up at. Even gold digging ain’t what it used to be. Newbs don’t understand the drill. Here’s a brief lesson for Elisabetta Canalis:

Learn to give best deepthroat on Earth, wait till you’re alone with Clooney, take initiative, undo his pants and suck meanest cock ever. Give blowjob everyone would want more of. Next time you won’t have to undo his pants, the cock will come whipping at you on its own, suck a bit on it, then shove it up your snatch and make sure you don’t let him pull out. You got to get yourself pregnant. Once a kid is born and you have had DNA tests done to prove it’s George Clooney’s, then you can throw a party on Turks and Caicos and live happily ever after.

Get it, Elisabetta Canalis? That’s how pros do it. Once in a lifetime opportunity, don’t blow it, stupid. I mean blow IT, blow it like your life depends on it. BTW, Elisabetta Canalis is an actress. She’s from Italy and is 30 year old. Italian bitches rule. George Clooney has been spending a lot of time in Italy, since he’s got a bad-ass villa on Lake Como and his next movie will be filmed in Italy as well. There’ll be lots of opportunities for snugging between the two. She’ll still get the boot when the time comes, unless she follows my simple tutorial to riches by gold digging. Even though in case of Elisabetta Canalis, I’m pretty sure her previous modeling and acting gigs paid quite well.

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Elisabetta Canalis – New Gold Digger Girlfriend of George Clooney

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