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Why does Japan kick so much ass? Apparently, asking someone to come over to fuck their sister must be a common thing in Japan. This type of commitment shows how polite the Japanese are. I have a hot sister, and I like you, so why don’t you come over to my house and fuck her?

The picture above is a screenshot from a Japanese-English Illustrated Language Learner’s Book which translates the most common phrases used in Japan into English. Illustrations would seem to imply that the textbook is intended for youngsters, perhaps children but this is Japan and they rock like this.

Things like “You’re a smart mother-fucker” or “Oh fucking A” are also important and a learner of English needs to understand that so it’s also included in the illustrated book. How bad ass of you, Japan

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Priceless quote by Samuel L. Jackson aka Jules Winnfield in Quentin Tarantino’s unforgettable flick Pulp Fiction – “Spanglish Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?” – at least this is what Jules would say if he was up to par with new ad lingo. Spanglish is in. If you don’t speak Spanglish, you’ll be asked to describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like. Does he look like a bitch?

Your guess is right. Even if you’ve never heard of term “Spanglish”, you know exactly what it is. Spanglish is here, because some people don’t just suck, they suck in two languages. It’s like wiggers – you combine apples and oranges to create a fusion that’s for retards and next thing you know, it becomes a fad, it becomes standard, it becomes part of your life.

Spanglish is not anything that was invented yesterday. It’s been here for as long as retards have been here – which is a long ass time, sport. You can hear it in most places around the US, because Spanish is widely spread, especially in southern parts of the country and more and more Latino immigrants flood the country on a daily basis.

What it all means to you is… you better start learning to speak Spanglish. Because with massive influx of Spanish speaking immigrants, you will soon be dumbfolded if you can’t speak it. Spanglish is gonna become widely spoken all over the place and before you realize, someone will point a gun at you and say – Spanglish Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?

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