Remember Tatiana Kozhevnikova – Woman with Strongest Vagina in the World. Obviously, Tatiana Kozhevnikova went through a lot of inter vaginal training to gain muscles strong enough to squeeze the shit out of a penis that enters her snatch. And what Tatiana Kozhevnikova was able to do with her vagina, now every woman can achieve with her mouth. Introducing Facial Flex for Better Blowjob.

I was first introduced to the magic of Facial Flex when I saw the video below. Middle aged woman demonstrates how to use Facial Flex though her accompanying comments suggest that women should do it in order to tone their facial muscles. I say the women should train their facial muscles for better blowjobs. Everybody knows that women are useless when it comes to blowjobs these days. The golden era of blowjob is long gone and an average straight male living in the 21st century has little to no chance to experience the pleasures quality blowjobs. Women lost their ability to give good blowjobs and it should be in their foremost interest to resurrect this ages long skill and become good at it once more. Facial Flex can help.

With this simple device, you can tone your facial muscles, but most importantly – stretch your lips so you can deepthroat a penis all the way in and squeeze it tightly with your goddamn lips, not your teeth. It does not feel good when you go all chainsaw on man’s Johnson with your teeth. Your teeth should not be scraping the skin off a dick, instead, your lips should be delivering smooth and tight friction for maximum enjoyment. And swallow the load bitch. What’s it with women today spitting that shit out. It’s full of proteins that will help you in your efforts to retain clean and sexy complexion. Learn how to blow properly already. To suck at sucking is the worst way of suckage imaginable.

BTW, I don’t endorse Facial Flex. As a woman, you should not need to buy anything to deliver decent blowjob. Train with something you can find around the house but do watch the video below cause facial expressions and mumblings are priceless.

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