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MILFs Have Souls

Happy — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:11:48 +0000

This ugly, blond haired, fake tittied skank who refers to herself as a MILF made a spoof of CopperCab’s Gingers Have Souls rant. While I find her atrociously ugly and irritating, I must give her props for memorizing much of Ginger’s rant and pulling off her own parody of it. MILFs Have Souls would actually be pretty funny if it was done by a MILF, not a third grade wannabe porn star.

When you look at someone like this human waste in the video above, you no longer wonder why some men talk about shoving their junk down skank’s throat to shut her up. She doesn’t have the presence and charisma of CopperCab and comes out as boring and sad. She doesn’t have the looks either and when she made the reference to raising a kid, all of my red lights went berserk. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had spawned a bastard when she was 16 cause that’s about all she could do with the brain capacity she sports, but I can’t imagine her bringing the kid up. It’s either in her parent’s care or has been adopted by someone with brain.

Tamara Mellon and her Plastic Surgery

Happy — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:17:22 +0000

Tamara Mellon is a multi-millionaire, president of Johnny Choo designer shoes company and a former girlfriend of Christian Slater. She doesn’t look too bad for an old hog, but don’t let those finely defined breasts underneath the bikini deceive you. Tamara Mellon had plastic surgery done on her tits and when she’s in any position other than upright, they look horrendous. You know how skin wrinkles up along the sides of woman’s torso when she has silicones in her breasts and bends over? Yeah, that’s what Tamara Mellon looks like thanks to plastic surgery. Other than fake tits, Tamara Mellon looks mighty good in the bikini for a 43 year old MILF.

Tamara Mellon photo by Bauer Griffin

Amy Winehouse Breast Implants Photos

Happy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:02:15 +0000

There was nothing wrong with Amy Winehouse and her breasts prior to the silicone stuffings. There was plenty of wrong with her, but her breasts were fine. Why she decided to go under the scalpel of a plastic surgeon and have her titties mutilated with implants is beyond me. Now Amy Winehouse is the same ranks of other breast implants skanks like Shauna Sand and the such. Horrendous. Each time I see photos of Amy Winehouse and her new implants, is makes the cockroaches in my walls squeal.

According to reports, Amy Winehouse spent $6000 for her breast implants and allegedly it as in efforts to regain her pre-drug abuse curvy body. Hmmm, can’t say she’s achieved. Furthermore, putting silicones in your breasts will not rid you of the looks of former drug junkie. It’s crazy how women can lose a lot of their bust by succumbing to drugs and alcohol.

Gallery of Amy Winehouse breast implant photos is below. Truly sad:

Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde

Happy — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:36:11 +0000

This awful looking blond in the picture is Jasmine Fiore. 28 year old Jasmine Fiore is a bikini model and Playboy representative. Why am I not surprised that when I see a fake blonde with atrocious fake boobs and beastly make-up with chola eyebrows, it’s somehow associated with Playboy. Hugh Hefner has the worst taste in women and he imposes it on unsavvy men through his outdated magazine. Hef needs to realize that there’s only one creature worthy of coveted title “model” – Squirrel the Magnificent. Nobody can pose those moobs like he can, nevermind the best impersonation of Nosferatu since Max Schreck.

However, despite her horrendous looks, I’m not gonna focus on that too much as poor Jasmine Fiore may be going through some hardship. Lisa Lepore, mother of Jasmine Fiore reported to the police that her daughter was last seen on Friday, August 14, 2009 and has not been heard from since.

Jasmine Fiore, whose name was Jasmine Kinkaid until her recent move to Los Angeles, moved to California from Las Vegas to start a personal training business there. She lived in the 800 block of Edinburgh Avenue, close to Melrose Avenue and according to her mom, she was not planning to go anywhere. And then bam – missing. Lisa Lepore says it’s not typical of her daughter to vanish without saying where she’s going so she’s rightfully freaked out.

If you see said Jasmine Fiore, don’t freak out. Collect yourself and contact LAPD about her whereabouts. I know she may scare the living poop out of you, but she’s just a harmless blonde with nasty tits is all.

Carrie Prejean: Revealing Photos, Satan Temptation, God in the Head

Happy — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:31:30 +0000

LOLWUT? Miss California Carrie Prejean failed again. Blond with fake tits should think twice before they let their mouth adrift as it always results in self ownage. Carrie Prejean is a perfect example of said stupidity. She still rambles about God and back up her stance on gay marriage that cost her the Miss USA crown and may cost her the Miss California one too. To address the revealing photos that flooded the internet and her adamant stance on marriage with strong support of God, Carrie Prejean went on the James Dobson’s Focus on the Family radio talk show. When asked to address her answer regarding gay marriage by the host, who’s a 73 year old evangelical author, Carrie Prejean said:

I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, ‘Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people… you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.’ And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.

The sequence of events here is awesome. Carrie Prejean poses for revealing photos topless (most likely also completely naked, we just haven’t seen those photos yet) and then when shit hits the fan and her gay marriage address backfires, she turns to God and blames Satan. Somehow in all this melee she forgot to think of God when she took her clothes off to show off her dirty body. Blond will remain blond. Does she really think we’re too dumb to see that? Carrie Prejean, dear… You talk about God in your head like you really mean it, but you back stab him with revealing photos of yourself. Where’s the logic?

21 year old Carrie Prejean claims the revealing photos that surfaced on the internet were taken shortly after she had turned 18. I have hard time believing that as the sideboob looks like it’s silicone enhanced already. I’m also just as sure she’s full of poop with her God talk. She’s only uses the name of God to make excuses for herself since everything else collapses around her. I don’t necessarily disagree with her stance on gay marriage and I think her answer was blown out of proportion, but making herself look like she’s a saint just because she failed is ridiculous. I’m sure she would forget all about God had she won Miss USA. She’s only using the name of God when it suits her, which just happens to be the case of right now.

Today is the day for Donald Trump to decide whether Carrie Prejean is going to lose the Miss California crown or not. The God of Miss California pageant has it in his hands now. Something’s telling me that he’s gonna strip her of crown. He paid for her fake tits and she didn’t win Miss USA. She basically worthless to him now and a proven waste of money. But on the other hand she has all the media focused on her, which makes her a cash cow. Donald Trump is a business man and everything he does, he does it because he sees dollar signs in it. In case of Carrie Prejean, there seem to be plenty of them attached to it. When was the last time any Miss California got this much media attention? Plus the revealing photos took it way further and now entire blogosphere jerks off to Carrie Prejean. Hard to say which way Donald Trump will swing. I think it will all depend on quality of Carrie Prejean’s blowjob.

Miss California USA Carrie Prejean Losing Crown Over Topless Lingerie Photo

Happy — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:42:48 +0000

So there are serious talks that Miss California USA Carrie Prejean could lose her crown over topless lingerie photos that surfaces on The Dirty earlier this week. Apparently The Dirty has really racy naked photos of Carrie Prejean, the admin just hasn’t shared them yet. It kind of makes me warm inside seeing how everything around Carrie Prejean is falling apart. Even though rule of thumb remains – whether it’s good publicity, or bad publicity, it’s always good publicity. Screw title of Miss California or Miss USA. Any of those titles mean shit and each of those hos who ever won them get lost in the oblivion as soon as the next ho gets the crown. Carrie Prejean and her grossly fugly fake tits gets more publicity that all other Miss winners combined. Ho should release a music album, write a book and cash in on all that commotion around her fat ass. Freaking newbs, do i have to teach them all the fundamentals?

Obvious morale of the story regarding possibly loss of crown is – don’t fuck with fags. Seriously, gay people propaganda can ruin your life. Gays are everywhere and are getting as obnoxious and in everyone’s face as Jews. You think if Carrie Prejean loses her crown it’s because of some racy lingerie photos? Thing again! Nobody gave a flyinf crap about her prior to her verbal flip off on Perez Hilton during Miss USA pageant. Paris Hilton deployed his gay ass against her and that cost her the crown there. Other ass pirates followed up and no-issue surrounding Carrie Prejean got overinflated to a point of no return. Topless lingerie photos of a nobody named Carrie Prejean would be just another material for the likes of me to jerk off to. But now that she on the hate list of all gays, these are not just any topless lingerie photos. They are topless lingerie photos of Miss California turned failed Miss USA Carrie Prejean and it’s used as an excuse for gay people to shove their fag dicks further up her ass. Hopefully her ass is real, cause those fake tits are horrendous.

BTW the bikini picture above appears to have been taken before Carrie Prejean had her fake boobs paid for by the Miss California pageant. People in California need to pull their heads out of Perez Hilton’s ass and realize that nobody gives a shit about big tits and fake crap in woman’s chest is just plain gross. Did they really think the only way for Carrie Prejean to win was if she had bigger tits? Of course they did, that’s why they paid for it. And Perez Hilton fucked that all up for them. Hahaha, priceless!

Gloria Feldt – The Only Feminist I Would Bone

Happy — Sat, 02 May 2009 03:55:15 +0000

Feminists are no better than likes of Dick Masterson, but Dick Masterson at least has some tact and cool. Feminists typically can’t hold the ground when faced with reality. However Gloria Feldt may be the first feminist I would bone. Perhaps it’s got something to do with the crossed eyed look on her face, or the fact that she’s frigid and frigid women usually don’t lube very well so when you bone them, it hurts. But I still care less about the above. The reason why I want to say something positive about a feminist, is because the opposing party in the video below, which features interview with Gloria Feldt done by completely worthless and utterly useless host of The O’Reilly Factor Laura Ingraham. Could this stupid ho just shut the fuck up already? She even more annoying than a feminist. And that says a lot.

In her divine worthlessness, Laura Ingraham set up a real time interview with Gloria Feldt which was meant to cast a positive light on perhaps the most worthless piece of skin wrapped around silicone tits – Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean. Since Carrie Prejean upset homosexuals after open homo Perez Hilton asked her whether she was in support of gay marriage and she said marriage should be between a man and a woman, she was jumped by a bunch of guys who don’t appreciate pussy and prefer dick in their ass. For example Perez Hilton himself called Carrie Prejean a “Dumb Bitch” and said her answer cost her a Miss USA crown.

But that’s just a side note. What that dumb ho Laura Ingraham was expecting was a response from renown feminist Gloria Feldt that would oppose the savage attacks against failed Miss USA contestant with fake boobs that Miss California people paid for Carrie Prejean that were voiced by MSNBC writer Michael Musto (also a cock in the ass lover). Laura Ingraham thought Gloria Feldt was gonna step up and defend stupid fake boobed blonde, but that was not the case. Despite being a hard core feminist, Gloria Feldt showed some class and brought up some valid points that were overyelled by ever annoying The O’Reilly Factor host. That bitch needs stinky underwear in her mouth and a Dick Masterson type of guy to put her in place. The bitch is effin nuts and clueless. She wouldn’t even let Gloria Feldt finish the thought and just yelled into her speech. The worst host ever.

And much kudos to Gloria Feldt who despite being a feminist, didn’t fall for crap thrown on her by Laura Ingraham. Too bad we don’t know what she was trying to say. Perhaps she grew pubes at last and got itch in the vag for the first time. Check out the video of the “incident” below:

Monica Hansen Suing Plastic Surgeon Leonard Hochstein

Happy — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:18:41 +0000

When supermodel who thinks she’s hot cause she’s got silicon tits gets all feisty after a surgeon who did her tits advertises that fact on his website, you know the silicon from her tits started invading her brain cells and already stupid ho is turning into an even stupider one. Monica Hansen, a perfect example how awful fake tits can make a woman look is suing doctor Leonard M. Hochstein for posting the pictures of her on his website. As it turns out, however, Dr. Leonard Hochstein is a plastic surgeon who did not put silicone implants in Monica Hansen, he simply used her image to advertise his services even though she has not been her client. Her tits look horrendous. Maybe back in the 60′s when men had no clue what a real woman looked like this would have been hot, but we’re in the 21st century and fake tits of such gross proportions mean shit.

Little internet research suggests that Monica Hansen is an old school ho. She’s of Norwegian and Brazilian descent (hmmm, Brazilian – that’s probably why she had her tits augmented. Plastic stupidity runs in their veins) and won Miss Norway pageant in 1997. Thanks to her ugly fake tits, she was invited to pose for man’s magazines that don’t mean shit anymore, like Stuff, Maxim or Esquire. The magazines that have no clue what true female beauty is all about suck donkey ovaries. Featuring fake boob hos is so… well, 60′s.

I have quickly checked the website of Leonard Hochstein and found no pictures of Monica Hansen there. The plastic surgeon probably realized that silicon from her boobs has already metastasized into supermodel’s brain and there’s no reasoning with her so the pictures were removed. Might as well remove the pics to save himself from a headache of arguing with a stupid blonde.

Initial reports suggested that Monica Hansen filed a lawsuit against Leonard Hochstein because she didn’t want people to know that she’s got fake tits. This proved false, since it was not DR. Leonard Hochstein who did her tits. The lawsuit was filed because of unauthorized use of her likeness. This kind of proves that even plastic surgeons themselves have awful taste in women. If he’s gonna put pictures of women with fake tits he didn’t do on his website, he could at least pick a good looking ones.

There’s a video with photos of Monica Hansen to some truly awful music below. Turn the sound down if you don’t want to throw up, but have a bucket at the ready. There’s fake tits galore in the video. Despite undisputed skill of master plastic surgeon who created her new chest. BTW, your lawsuit brought more advertising to Leonard Hochstein than he could have wished for. You didn’t want him to advertise using your images, now you advertise for him using your plastic brain. Congrats to the winners!

source: Fox News

EDIT: Beer Steak Blog was contacted by a person who claims to be Monica Hansen and threatened us with the lawsuit if the post is not taken down. She is basically looking to infringe on our fundamental rights to free speech and free information and censor the internet with her threats. Her email is being forwarded to the mainstream media and relevant authorities.

EDIT II: After closer review it became obvious that certain statements within the post were inaccurate and we would like to acknowledge that Ms. Monica Hansen did not receive breast augmentation surgery from Dr. Hochstein, nor has she ever stated that she filed a lawsuit against Dr. Hochstein in order to prevent anyone from learning she had breast augmentation surgery. We would like to apologize to Ms. Monica Hansen for stating inaccurate information.

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MILFs Have Souls

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Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde

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Carrie Prejean: Revealing Photos, Satan Temptation, God in the Head

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Miss California USA Carrie Prejean Losing Crown Over Topless Lingerie Photo

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Gloria Feldt – The Only Feminist I Would Bone

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Monica Hansen Suing Plastic Surgeon Leonard Hochstein

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