Beer Steak Bullshit

As foot fetishist I droll each time I see a nice pair of feet but at the same time it grosses me out beyond belief when I see a set of nasty feet. On my path through life I’ve seen gross feet like you wouldn’t believe. Feet tend to get nastier the further west you get (must a gene that deforms feet and is prevalent in the western world). But I’ve never before seen feet that would be as gross as those of Shawn Southwick-King, the trophy wife of world’s most popular zombie – Larry King. Putting nasty feet aside – you can tell Shawn Southwick-King is with Larry out of pure love. She’s so full of love for Larry, cupids come dancing around her feet. What? That you can’t see any cupids? Of course you can’t. They saw her nasty feet and ran away to vomit and rinse their eyes with bleach. The showcase of pure love nevertheless.

When a gold digger sucks on saggy skin of a big bag of money that’s one foot in the grave, the bond of love is evident. But with all this easy cash rolling into her bank account, Shawn Southwick-King could at least fix her nasty feet. Fuck! It’s offensive. There should be the law to prohibit women with nasty feet like that to wear open toe shoes. If you have six toe feet you should be required by law to wear padded rubber boots and report every day to the law enforcements on your whereabouts so decent people can avoid encounters with you. Nobody wants to get grossed out by your feet. Keep them off sight for crying out loud. And elect Shawn Southwick-King the queen of nasty feet. She’s already got “King” in her name for sucking Larry into saying “I Do!” shit. Set her on a throne of lave and allow her feet to dissolve in the molten rock so no one ever has to suffer the sight of her gross flaps. Damn that’s nasty!

The gallery with pics of Larry King and his trophy wife Shawn Southwick-King, the queen of nasty feet is below. Have a barf bag at the ready:

Kristen Renton, an American actress best know from her appearances in CSI: New York, or movie In the Mix has posed bare foot with Barack Obama on her pussy. Not sure whether she had meant to promote Barack Obama or mock him, but at least he got somewhat close to vagina.

That being said, I’d totally bury my face in Kristen Renton’s crotch. She looks like she has a decent size camel toe. I’m a foot fetish person too and can appreciate hot chick with bare feet. Luckily, Kristen Renton doesn’t have ugly feet, but from some angles the toes appear big. I don’t mind that, as long as the chick doesn’t have sixth toe, cause that’s just plain gross and spoils everything for me. Nice legs too. Would you hit Kristen Renton?

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Now I remember why I’m into Foot Fetish. German fashion label Scherer Gonzalez showed off some of their latest creations including this new line of shoes and it has successfully made me drool. How could one not be a foot fetishist seeing pictures of perfect feet like above.

Berlin’s Fashion Week during which Scherer Gonzalez’s spring and summer 2009 collection was demonstrated is primarily – as its name suggests – a fashion event. But they’re just camouflaging it so they can’t pass it as family friendly gig. In reality this was a foot fetishist gathering and even Quentin Tarantino was there. Strike that, I made all that shit up. My foot fetish meter is at its whole summer high after I’ve seen those pics and it leaks decency from me. Hang on a second; I never had any decency to begin with. Damn…

Did you notice perfect feet and legs on the model promenading the shoes? How perfect. I’d suck on her toes whole night. How is it European models always have those perfect feet and here in North America they come with a gross sixth toe? Disgusting. Still, foot fetish seems all natural to me. I can see Shauna Sand placing an order with Scherer Gonzalez to buy several dozen pairs of these shoes.

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