Beer Steak Bullshit

Several reasonably reliable internet sources, including Forbes and Tech Crunch claim that this is the New MySpace Logo. It looks rather silly, silly enough to not be taken seriously, but after announcements from web behemoths that this is the real deal New MySpace Logo, I’m gonna believe that it’s for real.

What we see here is MySpace’s attempt to draw attention to its dying fame. I don’t know what kind of audiences they are trying to attract with this new logo, but perhaps it’s meant to appeal to geeks who would understand the typology of a space mark on t3h interwebs.

I wonder how much MySpace paid for the creation of this new logo. Damn…

Carlos Slim Helú, a Mexican guy who controls telecommunication industry in Mexico ranks are the world’s richest man for 2010 ousting Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. According to just published Forbes list of billionaires for 2010, net worth of Carlos Slim Helú is $53.5 Billion US, which half a billion more than Bill Gates’ worth who ranked second with the sum of $53 Billion US. Given billions upon billions of his own dollars that Bill Gates gives to charities every year through Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Bill Gates remains the richest man in the world despite Carlos Slim banking in an additional $500 Million.

Mexico, as we all know is a war zone. One of the most dangerous places in the world, right up there with other super dangerous countries such as The Philippines, riddled with gang wars that try to outdo one another with brutality. There are more murders in Mexico each year, than in Iraq and Afghanistan combined and that’s where the rule of Carlos Slim Helú is set in. Whether he’s the world’s richest man on paper for 2010 or not, Bill Gates remains the real richest man in the world. But take a look at who else is in top ten richest men in the world – mining and energy tycoons from south Asia and South America. The full list of World’s Richest Men for 2010 as published by Forbes is below:

1. Carlos Slim: $53.5 billion, telecommunications
2. Bill Gates: $53 billion, founding software giant Microsoft
3. Warren Buffett: $47 billion, shrewd Berkshire Hathaway
4. Mukesh Ambani: $29 million, petrochemicals in India
5. Lakshmi Mittal: $28.7 million, steel giant ArcelorMittal
6. Lawrence Ellison: $28 billion, founding software firm Oracle
7. Bernard Arnault: $27.5 billion, luxury brands Louis Vuitton and others
8. Eike Batista: $27 billion, mining and oil in Latin America
9. Amancio Ortega: $25 billion, South America fashion firm Inditex
10. Karl Albrecht: $23.5 billion, grocery discount chain Aldi

Photo of 2010 World’s Richest Man Carlos Slim Helú of Mexico by Bloomberg News

Susanne Klatten is the heiress to the BMW empire and the richest woman in Germany. The 46-year-old heiress is also the 55th richest woman in the world, according to Forbes, with personal fortune of over $13 billion (damn). Helg Sgarbi is a 44-year-old Swiss gigolo who is basically a professional seducer. Both Susanne Klatten and Helg Sgarbi are making headlines all over Europe in what many local portals refer to as scandal of the century.

Swiss gigolo Helg Sgarbi, aside from being a professional seducer is obviously also a gold digger extraordinaire. Not only did her get to stick his nasty penis into the vagina of BMW heiress Susanne Klatten, he also videotaped it on camera and threatened to sell the sex tape to the highest bidder, unless Susanne Klatten pays him €49 Million. Helg Sgarbi later reduced the demanded sum to €14, but it was all in vain anyway, since Susanne Klatten has already reported to the authorities who got Helg Sgarbi arrested. He’s now awaiting trial.

Helg Sgarbi, who’s now known all over Europe as “Swiss Gigolo” allegedly blackmailed several wealthy women out of millions of Euros. If convicted, Swiss gigolo could spend up to 10 years in prison. That’s 10 years serving as Bubba’s bitch, instead of filming sex tapes with rich women.

Susanne Klatten is married and has 3 children. Helg Sgarbi used his charm and smooth talked BMW heiress into sucking his cock despite her family being out there. When time came to monetize on an affair with Germany’s richest woman, he told her he needed to borrow money becuase he got in trouble in Florida after hitting a gir with a car. Susanne Klatten secretly handed Swiss Gigolo 7 Million Euro. Later on, Helg Sgarbi that she leaves her family and puts €290 million into trust fund that would pay for their life together. That’s when Swiss gigolo started to cross the line.

Since hot cougar of a MILF showed him the finger, Helg Sgarbi blackmailed her with threats of selling the sex tape he had filmed (here’s hoping it leaks in some form). Now the dude is police custody, awaiting trial. Sounds like a good career anyway. I wander if unattractive, bolding, overweight Canadian from the basement could hook up with Susanne Klatten. I don’t need millions of Euros. Couple thousands to pay off my debt would suffice. What do you think Susanne, I give nice back massage, I swear.