Beer Steak Bullshit

Funny or Die came with another skit video this time targeting the most talked about persona of last few weeks – Tiger Woods. In this “I’m Tiger Woods and I fuck bitches” video, the world’s most famous golfer sets the record straight and confesses to his sexual deviations. According to his words, Tiger Woods doesn’t pick up high class bitches (don’t get this fool you though, Ashley Dupre is NOT a high class bitch, she only charges a lot), he wants sloppiest bitches that can be found. Tiny midget girls with horns glued to their heads who would ram him like a bull till he comes, or would jerk off to a dog pooping on a table. Tiger Woods simply rocks like that, but then again, he’s no ordinary man. He’s Tiger Woods and he fucks bitches.

Paris Hilton decided to get even with John McCain after her picture was used in an anti Barack Obama video ad aimed to make fun of the presidential candidate picturing him as international celebrity, with an unsaid context suggesting he’d be the same as Paris Hilton. The ad was “approved” by John McCain and today Paris Hilton responded with a release of her own video that is “approved” by Paris Hilton, because she totally thinks it’s hot.

I like Paris Hilton. She looks hot in that video and makes decent fun of herself which works perfectly well with her objective – to picture John McCain as complete idiot. She calls him “white haired dude” and proposes to paint the White House pink.

See you at the debate, bitches!

The original video ad sponsored by John McCain that provoked the response from Paris Hilton is below:

Source: Funny or Die