Beer Steak Bullshit

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal likes his balls. When a crazed fan somehow made it through the security and onto the US Open court, Rafael Nadal got a kiss he first avoided, but then the itch in his balls won out and a desire for some more man on man kissing became prevalent. Actually, while Rafael Nadal is quite possibly gay, the gay alert of the day did not go all the way to the red because Rafa is simply this cool. Being Spanish, he always stands by his fans and tells the security to leave them alone. If it was some American player who got gay kissed, US Open would get sued and gay fan prosecuted. That’s how we rock in North America.

Gay alert video of the day with Rafael Nadal getting a gay itch after a male fan kissed him at the US Open is below. Put your gay specs on:

Gay Kiss Heinz Deli Mayo Ad that featured two dudes with kids kissing was pulled from off the UK air after Heinz company received more than 200 complains form some insecure losers. I’m not gay myself, but I have many gay friends and they are responsible citizens, much more so than most straight guys and girls who leave unwanted kids run all over the place.

The losers complained that this Gay Kiss ad, which advertises Heinz Deli Mayonnaise, is not suitable for children or some shit like that. I mean… what? There are only two dudes kissing. It’s not like they fingered each other’s anal lobes. There wasn’t even any French tongue action involved (not that I would want to watch that). Damn, Brits need to pull their heads out of their asses.

The rep for Heinz UK said that it was their company policy to listen to complaints of their customers. Well, over 200 jackasses complained, but WTF? As a reaction, gay groups from all over the UK are calling on boycotting Heinz because they’re gay (no pun intended) and they’re right. How gay of them. The pull, not the ad.

I did like how “mom” the chef called his partner “sweet cheeks”. That was the highlight of the ad for me

If you haven’t seen the goods, the video is below: