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New Britney Spears song titled If You Seek Amy (in video below) is raising eyebrows and I can’t help but give kudos to Britney Spears. Girl is a genius. This is show business 101, she knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it right.

Britney Spears used a little word game to put together a song that offended enough people to get massive media attention. Media attention brings If You Seek Amy to people like me, who would never otherwise listen to it, because music of Britney Spears does not give me a hard on. That’s why I think Britney Spears truly deserves the fame she gets – cause she’s doing it right. Now let’s take a look at If You Seek Amy – it took me a minute to get it so I have to explain it to you, in case your brain is in your pants too.

The stand alone title of the song If You Seek Amy doesn’t really suggest all that much, but it starts making perfect sense when you put it in context in which Britney Spears signs the line. It goes something like this (excerpt from If You Seek Amy lyrics):

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to If You Seek Amy

If you say these lyrics fast enough or repeatedly several times, you’ll get what Britney Spears is saying right away. She’s awesome. She’s basically talking about boys and girls wanting to fuck her:

All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to F*U*C*K ME

Britney Spears gets exactly what she needs and what she was aiming for with If You Seek Amy – controversy. The Parents Television Council is already complaining and wants the song off the air between 6 am and 10 pm saying it violates indecency laws. Give me a break you bunch of fucking prudes… However, it plays off well for Britney Spears. Everybody, whether fans of shitty music or not now wants to check out what If You Seek Amy is all about. Could she have promoted her own shitty music better? No damn way!

If You Seek Amy doesn’t even have a video to accompany it yet and is already on Billboard Top 100. The single appears on New Britney Spears album titled Circus. Fan made video to If You Seek Amy is below.

Britney Spears pic is from Good Morning America on ABC. Photo credit: Bryan Bedder for Getty Images

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Diane Sawyer pulled off some form of drunk stunt on Good Morning America this morning. The video below was compiled together by good folks over at Gawker and it appears as though Diane Sawyer enjoyed free booze at The Inaugural Balls to the point that she was still drunk in the morning when the time came for her to run the show. Drunk or not, ABC put her on the air letting her mumbo jumbo fly. But really… was Diane Sawyer drunk or did she just fooled us all?

ABC claims that Diane Sawyer did not attend any ball. She spent whole night reporting and pulled off full 24 hours on the air. She must be playing with us or something. If Diane Sawyer wasn’t drinking, then why does she sound like she’s having worst hangover in the universe? And why did ABC put her on the air? Does this happen when you work 24 hours straight or was there really some booze involved and bitch is both tired and drunk? Either way, Diane Sawyer is annoying and someone should punch her in the face already!

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Chloe Marshall is a 17 year old, 176 lb Beauty from England. She’s the first plus sized contender of Miss England and her aspirations are great.

Chloe Marshall is 5′ 10″ tall and with her weight being 176 lb, she’s what we here in North America would consider a size 12 woman – not exactly what we’re used to seeing at Miss Pageants.

There was a brief segment about Chloe Marshall today on Good Morning America. That obnoxious bitch Barbara Walters chewed on croissant to set the mood for a segment involving this 176 lb beauty. I’m not sure if she was trying to be cool or what, but she’s just made herself look entirely obnoxious.

Chloe said she works out in the fitness center 4 times a week, but doesn’t shy away from a chocolate bar when she feels like. In other words, she indulges herself to all that she likes without being overly concerned about the negative effect it can have on your body. Her idol is Beyonce, whom she finds to be proud with beautiful body.

Image: WENN

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