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I hate to be the one to say that but… I told you. When peculiar disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford came to a closing by his re-appearance yesterday, I suspected right away that we should check which high politician hooker has governor semen on her hands. Was I right? Hellz yeah I was. And kudos to Governor Mark Sanford for stepping up and admitting to an affair on his own. The video from a press conference where he confessed to an affair with a cum eater from Argentina is above, check it out. I like the guy.

The only beef I have with Governor Mark Sanford is that he had an affair with a hooker from Argentina? What is he insane. Could he not go for something cuter, like Thailand or Slovakia? Argentina screams filth at me from across the room. I hope she took it in the ass, Governor, otherwise you have effed up your career and family for a ho who doesn’t even do anal (aka waste of time).

The video from the press conference is a bit long. Mark Sanford does lay it out, but it takes him forever. He goes on and on apologizing and then apologizing some more and listing all the people he let down and the press conference just keeps going and going. Dude, should have saved us some time and lay it out straight – Sorry folks, I fucked up. I had an affair with a hooker from Argentina, I regret it and will resign to leave with my stupidity. Stupid ho wasn’t even worth it. Sorry! – end of press conference.

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Sherry Johnston, mother Levi Johnston, the fiancé of Bristol Palin was arrested earlier today at her home in Wasilla, Alaska. Chuck Heath, the father of governor Sarah Palin mentioned that his grand daughter Bristol Palin was due this Saturday. Wow – so little girl is giving birth while her future mother in law is getting arrested on drug charges. That’s right – Sherry Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Damn, you’s think Sherry Johnston would know better. Unles it’s marihuana she got busted for. Weed is good and everybody smokes it. Except that people still get arrested for it. If she was smoking weed and got arrested for it, then WTF? But if Sherry Johnston was involved with some shit drugs, like Meth or Coke, the fuck’er! She should have stayed away from that shit now that her future daughter-in-law is the daughter of future president of the United States. WTF?

According to Politico, Sherry Johnston has been released on a $2000 bond form the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility. Sarah Palin’s spokes whore did not provide any official statement other than this was not a state government matter so they had nothing to add to it.

That’s kind of shitty. As of right now we don’t know what drugs Sherry Johnston got busted for. It’s all in the level of guessing. I hope it’s Meth, cause that would make for some wicked headlines!

Sherry Johnston Pic credit: Associated Press AP

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Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested along with his chief of staff John Harris earlier today on two counts of corruption charges after they were allegedly trying to sell Senate seat that previously belonged to president elect Barack Obama to the highest bidder. Morons – if you’re doing a high profile transaction like that, make sure you got all your shit covered.

The corruption charges Rod Blagojevich faces actually read like this: “conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and solicitation of bribery” – got to love that legal language… It gave me a hard on.

Funny fact is that no news releases mention the most important fact – Governor Rod Blagojevich is a democrat. Somehow none of the relevant news agencies managed to mention that fact.

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World’s favorite douchebag and a crapper behind Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis offered world’s most popular hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million for her fat ass to share a story with GGW. As it turns out, douche Joe Francis just saved himself a million, cause one of his employees went through old archives and found shit loads of footage of the whore Ashley Dupre who spent one week of whoring the shit out of herself on a Girls Gone Wild bus right after she turned 18. What a bonus.

So the hooker has had itchy pussy ever since she found out where it’s located, probably spent her entire childhood whoring herself and could not wait until she turned 18 so she could start selling her overused hooker body for money. And she sold it for a lot.

Girls Gone Wild have one week worth of footage of hooker Ashley Dupre and they’re gonna cash out on that shit big time. To mne, that whore is not worth more than rum and coke. If I saw her in a bar, I could buy her a drink for a blowjob, but if that wouldn’t do the trick, I’d move on to someone who actually looks half decent. She’s worth shit. Can’t believe Eliot Spitzer paid the whore $5000 an hour… and it cost him his warm seat as a Governor of New York.

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Look at this ho. Ashley Alexandra Dupre used to charge $5000 to suck governor Eliot Spitzer’s cock and now she’s become a celebrity overnight. Life is sweet for her, it seems. The offers to appear on pages of prestigious adult magazines are already coming.

Diane Silberstein – president and publisher of Penthouse Magazine Group said she would like 22-years old high price hooker Kristen aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre on the pages of Pentouse magazine. Diane also said that Penthouse would consider plastering her hooker body on their cover. Life is certainly sweet for this ho.

Money talks, no question about that. And Ashley Alexandra Dupre likes the green stuff a lot. She was priced super high as a prostitute afterall. Now it looks like there’s more loot on its way to her bank account. Playboy rep said that they are not looking into featuring hooker Kristen on their pages (not sure if that’s because they like to think they are classier than featuring hookers on their pager, or because they can’t afford her), but the interest in her slutty body is definitely there. She’s got some stories to tell, I’m sure.

I really think she’s gonna jump on it. She’s one greedy mofo and exposure Penthouse could offer her might bring her millions of dollars. As a professional undercover prostitute, she can continue selling her body for cash, but this time do it legitimately and make far more at it. It will be more official, so her family will not longer believe their daughter is an innocent songwriter, but her greed is going to win. I’m kind of positive on that one.

That’s pretty much how Monica Lewinski grabbed at the opportunity and packed herself in thick dough. I’d be surprised if Ashley Alexandra Dupre didn’t grab at this opportunity.

On the other hand – Penthouse has been going down to shitter for a while with sales being pathetically low, so they do need someone who is currently “in”. I think this offer from penthouse is great PR for them already and it is much needed exposure. Penthouse has been going down, they do need to do something about their magazine. This is the opportunity they can not miss. That will give Ashley Alexandra Dupre a lot of leverage to ask for a lot of money. Damn, how sweet is it to be a slut!

In case you were under the rock past couple of days, it all started with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Getting Busted for being Involved in Prostitution Ring. Eliot Spitzer is a Governor no more. Resignation is sweet.

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Meet Ashley Alexandra Dupre – the songwriter, R&B, Soul and Pop singer, a wannabe music star and a hooker who can sell her pussy for $5000. She left her home when she was 17, headed for New York and have lived there since 2004.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre who acted as a high priced prostitute under the alias Kristen is the reason why Gov. Eliot Spitzer aka “Client-9″ got his ball busted so bad he was forced to resign. Ashley Alexandra Dupre is the hooker whom Eliot Spitzer paid top dollar to have sexual encounter with last month at that hotel in Washington, D.C.

Her Bio is pretty simple – she is 22 years old,her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre, but New York Times claim her birth name was Ashley Youmans. If you have a myspace account, you can check her out and add her to your friend on this link –> www.myspace.com/ninavenetta. This is the real myspace page of Eliot Spitzer’s hooker Kristen.

If you pay a little attention, you will notice that her myspace page is experiencing extreme popularity at the moment. Her profile views grow every minute (I noticed over 300 000 page views in about 20 minutes) and the song she has available on her myspace music profile page has been played 683 930 times since her profile was created in 2006, ad out of that total it was played 667 027 tomes today. She’s gonna make a fortune with her music now that Eliot Spitzer got busted because of her pussy skills.

BTW, I’m really wandering – Eliot Spitzer requested something special from his hooker. Ashley Alexandra Dupre said she could do it. What do you think Governor wanted form her? Double anal fisting? Did she maybe each his shit and lick his asshole clean after he took a dump on her face? What do you think?

More pics from her myspace profile are below

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Awesome. Meet Kristen – Page Six claims that Kristen is the hooker from Emperor’s Club who polished Eliot Spitzer’s penis for thousands of dollars.

As we reported yesterday, Gov. Eliot Spitzer was involved in Prostitution Ring and it was expected he was going to resign. At this moment his resignation has been confirmed. Eliot Spitzer resigned as the HBIC of New York.

FBI identified Eliot Spitzer as “Client-9″ during a wiretap and caught him ordering hooker Kristen from international prostitution ring Emperor’s Club. Ex Governor Eliot Spitzer aka Client-9 was a repeat customer of Emperor’s Club who used to send money in the mail, instead of paying by credit card.

Based in FBI’s wire tap record, Eliot Spitzer told Emperor’s Club hooker booker that he wanted Kristen to do things that she might think were not safe. When Kristen was made aware of special requirements form Client-9, she said she could handle guys like that. What “not safe” things Eliot Spitzer asked for has not been disclosed.

BTW, the website which was being used by Emperor’s Club for online hooker bookings appears to be down right now. You can see it by going to emperorsclubvip.com as well as to emperors-spokesmodels.com, however both links say that the site has been disabled. Maybe too much heat form the media forced the owners to pull it. Funny how the world works

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New York governor Eliot Spitzer has been involved in a high class prostitution ring called the Emperors Club VIP operating out of Staten Island.

Eliot Spitzer is a former state attorney general and has been a big rising star in politics for the democrats. He’s most known for his efforts to grant driving licences to illegal immigrants.

It seems Eliot Spitzer was a client of The Emperor’s Club prostitution ring where powerful public figures get their sexual fantasies fulfilled. His speach to address these accusation is taking place right now and according to what has been said so far, Elliot Spitzer violated his family and apologized to them as well as to the public. There is a rumor in the air that he may be resigning.

Fox News reported that gov. Eliot Spitzer may have been known as “Client Number 9″ when involved in a prostitution ring. Gawker as well as New York Sun report that the prostitutes from this high class ring charged as much as $1000 – $5500 per hour. That five and a half grand per hour of penis polishing! WTF? I’m in a wrong fucking business.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer is 48 years old and has been married to Silda Wall Spitzer (both in picture above) for over 20 years. The couple has three daughters.

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