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The bottle seen in the photo above is currently the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the world. All previous bottles of alcohol that used to be the most expensive in the world are no longer so. The Diamond Sterling, as this bottle of finest tequila is titled is worth $3.5 Million making it the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the world to date.

“The Diamond Sterling” is a creation of Fernando Altamirano (Hacienda La Capilla) who used 2.380 kg of pure platinum and 4,100 brilliant-cut diamonds to create this 1.3 liter bottle which was filled with a blend of three of the finest tequilas to create what’s allegedly the best tasting tequila ever.

Below is the induction video of The Diamond Sterling showing the moment when the most expensive bottle of alcohol in the world was first revealed to the public – in the presence of media. As said above, the value of The Diamond Sterling is $3.5 Million US and once the buyer is found (at an auction), the makers of the liquor are hoping to earn themselves a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for the world’s most expensive bottle of alcohol.

The only question now remains – how would you drink tequila for which you have just paid $3.5 Million? Would you actually drink from that bottle or just archive it behind a bulletproof glass for your guests to see? But if so, than what’s a bragging right worth if you won’t even drink the booze you paid so much money for?

Photo of the Most Expensive Bottle of Alcohol in the World by Henry Romero, Reuters Mexico

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Giuliano Stroe is a 5 year old kid from Romania (yes, that’s where Dracula’s Castle is located) who is in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records for his unsurpassed hand walking skills. Despite his age, the 5 year old body builder Giuliano Stroe sports a six pack most grown men can’t show. He probably can’t even read yet (not sure at what age the kids start to go to school in Romania) and his name is already in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records and that’s not because he was born into something. He’s there because of hard work he put towards his body building.

I’m not an expert on child development, but I’d say it’s a bit early to put a preschool kid through weight lifting training, but who cares, really. By the time Giuliano Stroe grows pubic hair he’ll be famous enough to get any vagina he wants and if he keeps it up with the six pack, he’s gonna have ladies sit on him like flies of bucket of honey. If early age body building cripples Giuliano Stroe up in an older age, he won’t give a poop anyway. The point is to eff as much pussy as one can while he still can. Giuliano Stroe’s gonna get a lot of it and pretty soon. Keep it up kid. You’ll be glad you did.

The video of Giuliano Stroe, the 5 Year Old Body Builder from Romania that took off on the internet and made the kid the most popular viral thing for a few days is below:

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The Guinness Book of World Records has updated its record for the World’s Tallest Man. Sultan Kosen from Mardin in eastern Turkey is 8ft 1in tall. That’s almost 2.5 meters, or 2.47 to be precise. That’s a lot of height for one man. And as you can see from the picture above, being this tall is not easy. The knees of Sultan Kosen are weakened due to his height which requires him to use crutches for walking.

Sultan Kosen, the world’s tallest man is only 26 year old and has three brothers and one sister. His way to the Guinness Book of World Records led through the application to become the tallest man in Turkey. After he was officially measured by Turkish officials, it was found out that Sultan Kosen is actually 10 cm taller than a person currently listed as the World’s Tallest Man in the Guinness Book of World Records – Bao Xishun.

The title of the World’s Tallest Man was handed over to Sultan Kosen in London, UK where he confessed he’s hoping this publicity will hook him up with a girlfriend. Being this tall makes it hard for the man to get laid. He’s also hoping to buy a car he could fit into, but he’s primarily hoping for a girlfriend so he could get married. I guess in Turkey, which is predominantly Islamic country, a guy who’s 26 and not yet married is looked down upon. Muslims rock like that.

As if not getting laid and having bad knees due to his height weren’t enough, Sultan Kosen also has troubles finding clutches that would fit. He also had to get himself a custom made suit to wear for his ceremony in London.

Luckily for him, Sultan Kosen got two seats all for himself on a plane to London. Guinness Book of World Record officials didn’t cheap out on him to bring him there. Which having such impressive height can seem enviable, he surely faces many issues we the average folk don’t even know exist.

As most giants, Sultan Kosen grew this tall due to a medical condition – pituitary gigantism. The condition developed due to a tumor, which was successfully removed last year and his further growth was stopped. Otherwise he’d continue to grow. Editor’s Note – do they have such tumors that affect manhood?

According to Guinness Book of World Records editor-in-chief Craig Glenday, in history of human kind there have only been 10 reliably documented cases of people who were over 8 feet tall. Sultan Kosen is one of them.

While Sultan Kosen is officially the World’s Tallest Man, there is allegedly one other who’s taller. Leonid Stadnyk from Ukraine reportedly measures 8 feet 5.5 inches (2.57 meters) but his spot in the Guinness Book of World Records has been rejected because he’s declined to have his height officially measured. Go Sultan Kosen!

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Tatiana Kozhevnikova from Russian Novosibirsk holds a world record for lifting a 14 kg glass ball with just her vagina. If she keeps it up, soon enough she’ll be able to lift a man up by his penis with her vagina. Tatiana Kozhevnikova already has a record in the Guinness Book of World’s Records as a Woman with Strongest Vagina in the World. My sources are telling me that she can only use special titanium alloy dildos. All other dildos look like they went through mean grinder after Tatiana Kozhevnikova reached an orgasm. She doesn’t even sigh when she orgasms – her pussy screams itself so neighbors think there’s Tarzan in town. I made all that crap up, but she still is a woman with world’s strongest vagina and can lift 14 kg glass balls by squeezing vaginal muscles.

Tatiana Kozhevnikova says she’s been exercising her vaginal muscles for 15 years. This vaginal fitness allegedly improves sex life – well duh! After Tatiana Kozhevnikova had a child, her vaginal muscle were weak (translation: her pussy was loose like old man’s mouth), so she started to study ancient tricks on how women used to deal with this back then. yes, back then women cared about pleasuring their man. Nowadays you can’t even get a decent blowjob unless you’re gay. She found out that ancient women were sticking wooden balls up their vaginas to achieve tight muscles even after giving birth to many children. Tatiana Kozhevnikova got inspired, saw a glass ball, shoved it up her pussy and worked those muscles until the ball was out. She says it took forever, but now, after 15 years you can put a barb wire in there and she’ll roll it around a coil in no time. That’s what I call a skill. Ancient art of quality blowjob among women may be forever lost, but the art of strong vaginas is still alive, thanks to Tatiana Kozhevnikova.

Video of Tatiana Kozhevnikova lifting glass balls with her vagina and a gallery of photos of this wonder woman are below:

Photos: kp.ru

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Bitsy is so tiny, she only weighs 1.5 pounds, stands 6.5 inches tall and measures 18 and 3/4 inches from tail to nose. Auriette Lindsey of Pensacola, Florida who’s the owner of Bitsy is trying to find out whether Bitsy could make it to the Guinness Book of World Records as the World’s Smallest Cat. People will never change. Exploiting poor animals for owner’s profit will always take priority.

Auriette Lindsey told WEAR-TV that she’s trying to get Bitsy in the Guinness Book of World Records as the World’s Smallest Cat, but their officials want to see the video and pictures of how the cat is measured to make sure they are no misrepresented figures. Auriette Lindsey insists that Bitsy was born of normal sized cat and the rest of the litter was normal sized as well.

Current holder of the World’s Smallest Cat lives in Louisiana and is heavier than Bitsy, but shorter. Guinness Book of World Records officials should declare who the World’s Smallest Cat in 6 weeks. Cute video with Bitsy is above.

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This beauty queen is Elaine Davidson – The World’s Most Pierced Woman. I have nothing against beauty queens, but Elaine Davidson does it for all the wrong reasons. Bitch purposefully gets new piercings with sole intentions to break the world record and make her mark in The Guinness Book of World Records. Bitch doesn’t even like piercings. That screams “desperate attention whore” at me. Get a life, Elaine Davidson (was gonna say “grow a cock” but it didn’t go very well).

Elaine Davidson had 462 piercings in 2000. Come 2009, her piercing count sprang up to 6,005! This would normally get me impressed. It’s always an added bonus to go down on girl and find one more thing to play with on her clit. But Elaine Davidson is doing it all wrong. She probably has 7 piercings on her clit, but doesn’t enjoy any of them. I’d expect more form the world’s most pierced woman. BTW, out of 6,005 piercings Elaine Davidson has, 1500 are internal. Those are probably similar to bumps you see on dicks of some stunt cocks when you watch free on line porn. You do watch online porn right?

“I don’t enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record.” – these are the worlds of Elaine Davidson – The World’s Most Pierced Woman. How pathetic. Especially the “I don’t enjoy getting pierced” part. She probably doesn’t even enjoy getting dick pierced in the ass, but would do it for money. Did the same word come to your mind as did to mine? Whore!

Brazilian born Elaine Davidson lives in Edinburgh, Scotland (a must visit city in August for Fringe Festival – yeah, I sometimes have life, I was there few years back) and works as a nurse. The world’s most pierced woman is a nurse? Really? Maybe all she does in the hospital are enemas. Where do I sign up?

Check out the video about Elaine Davidson – The World’s Most Pierced Woman below:

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Svetlana Pankratova is the woman with world’s longest legs. Her height is not as impressive (even though it is), it’s just the sheer ratio of legs vs upper body. Legs win no contest.

Guinness Book of World’s Records did series of pictures with Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping from China – world’s smallest man in London, UK yesterday to celebrate the launch of their new book release. Check out the pictures on World’s Longest Legs vs World’s Smallest Man on that link.

He Pingping is world’s shortest man who can walk – according to the Guinness Book of World’s Records.

Svetlana Pankratova Biography

36 year old, long legged Russian is Volgograd born, but lives in Costa del Sol, Spain – where she’s a real estate broker. She lives there with her boyfriend who’s 6’1″ tall, Svetlana Pankratova says she doesn’t mind dating shorter men

I wonder how her real estate brokerage business does. I’m guessing it does pretty good, I mean – I’d sign any paper if someone this size handed me the pen.

Svetlana Pankratova says she enjoys the fame the record in the Guinness Book brings and loves her long legs, but it’s hard to find clothes that she could wear. Especially the pants.

Svetlana Pankratova Height

Svetlana Pankratova is a little over 6-foot-4. As such, she in NOT the tallest woman in the world. That title still belongs to Yao Defen.

Svetlana Pankratova Leg Lenght

Saved the best for last. The legs of Svetlana Pankratova are 52 inches long. That means her legs themselves are more than 4 feet tall. There’s a long way to go if you want to start with toe licking and make your way to her vagina.

Below is the video of Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing in front of the National Gallery on Trafalgar Square in London as part of latest Guinness Book of World Record release.

Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing Image Credit: Wenn

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They have some ridiculously tall people over in China. Remember Sun Ming Ming – Tallest Athlete Ever? Yeah, and just as Sun Ming Ming, Yao Defen is also Chinese and according to Guinness Book of World Records, she’s the tallest woman in the word.

Yao Defen is 7’9″ or 236,2cm tall. Her “gigantism” was reportedly caused by a disease called acromegaly – it’s a form of brain tumor that resides on pituitary gland and causes excessive production of growth hormone (it’s the same hormone, the lack of which causes slow metabolism which makes you fat).

Yao Defen was born to poor parents and her family could not afford to pay for the operation of her acromegaly, but her story was filmed and broadcast by Discovery Channel UK which increased awareness in her case and Yao Defen was offered fre operation by two of worlds leading experts on Acromegaly. British broadcaster also raised money to help Yao Defen with after operation recovery.

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