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Marilyn Manson Wearing a Mullet and Without Make-Up

Happy — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 12:07:38 +0000

Yes, the redneck wearing this dumb jersey in this picture is shock rocker Marilyn Manson. Yes, THE Marilyn Manson. WTF? Manson used to be cool, now he’s just a hillbilly. Wearing a mullet can be forgiven, not wearing a make-up – nothing wrong with that, but wearing that dumb jersey… that’s degrading.

As it turns out, 41-year-old Marilyn Manson (real name: Brian Warner) is a diehard fan of HBO’s show Eastbound & Down. I’ve never seen any of the Eastbound & Down episodes, but I understand that it’s a comedy starring Danny McBride who portrays a washed-up former baseball star Kenny Powers with everything that belongs to one, including a mullet. Marilyn Manson is allegedly such major fan of the character, he dressed up as him, put on an angry face without a make up to make himself look like Kenny Powers and self taken this photograph.

This photo of Marilyn Manson wearing a mullet but no make-up was originally featured by Interview Magazine.

Artie Lange Completely Destroying Joe Buck Live Show (video)

Happy — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:53:43 +0000

When Artie Lange mentioned on Joe Buck Live that there are coyotes fucking 18 year old girls on the internet, I immediately started to pay attention. Sucker did not say where and searching for it on my own proved to be a bitch. Wanna be comedians are just like that – they’d turn you on, drive up expectations, and then they’d leave you there unsatisfied. Artie Lange, you bastard (Joe Buck surely rephrased this line in his mind many a time as he watched Artie Lange completely destroying his show).

Joe Buck Live Show premiered last night on HBO.com – yes, it was an internet broadcast talk show and it doesn’t look like it went the way Joe Buck would have wished. There was an online only segment the video of which is below and one of the guests was the joke buddy of Howard Stern’s – Artie Lange. Since this was Joe Buck’s first show which was in the works for half of year, I’m pretty sure he was banging his head against the wall to have invited Artie Lange to be a part of it. And I’m also pretty sure Artie Lange ain’t getting no more invites to any shows anymore.

While it was kind of funny, Artie Lange surely is a big try hard. I’m all for intelligent humor, but the moment you try hard to make sure you come up with a line that must be offensive, then you are a joke. Funny people don’t need to try hard and throw a line that makes you giggle. Artie Lange doesn’t reach that level of intelligence, so he tries hard. The result is in the video below:

John Costelloe aka Johnny Cakes from The Sopranos Commits Suicide

Happy — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:14:43 +0000

Another one bites the dust… on Christmas. John Costelloe, who played Johnny Cakes, little fireman fag who dick massaged prostate of big capo in The Sopranos committed suicide in the basement of his Sunset Park home.

47 year old John Costelloe was a FDNY firefighter who got his break through role in the 2006 HBO series The Sopranos as Jim “Johnny Cakes” Witowski ran a bullet though his head on December 16.

Must have been tough for him to deal with an easy income from acting. Nice Christmas present for your family and friends, John Costelloe. Even a broke loser like me who spends his Christmas by himself cause I suck like that has enough balls to live on. Merry Christmas to you…

Introducing Lizzy Caplan

Happy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:09:54 +0000

Lizzy Caplan Hot Pic

Lizzy Caplan is that hot chick from Cloverfield. You’ve seen Cloverfield, right? Good movie, you’d miss out if you haven’t. Lizzy Caplan played Marlena Diamond and added that important touch of “hot” to the movie.

That’s about it for the introduction of Lizzy Caplan. Her star is only rising but girl’s got potential. Now her sexy ass was hired to play part in upcoming HBO vampire series True Blood. I’m actually rather delighted with HBO’s choice. Lizzy Caplan has it all – she’s hot, has sex appeal and alternative look to go with the mood of True Blood. I’d let her suck my blood dry if she jumped on me with spiky teeth.

More Lizzy Caplan Pics below

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Marilyn Manson Wearing a Mullet and Without Make-Up

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Artie Lange Completely Destroying Joe Buck Live Show (video)

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John Costelloe aka Johnny Cakes from The Sopranos Commits Suicide

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Introducing Lizzy Caplan

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