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Karissa and Kristina Shannon - Hugh Hefner's New Bitches

Hugh Hefner has always had awful taste for women, but his latest bitches - Karissa and Kristina Shannon are damn awful. Old man is losing his mind. They look even more plastic than Kendra Wilkinson. You’d think Hef would sober up, being 82 year old and would actually get himself a pretty ho. Plastic looking Barbie dolls were popular in the 60’s. Somebody should tell Hef that it’s already 2008.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon snuck into Hugh Hefner’s life after Holly Madison had announced that she’d left him. One bitch out, two bitches in. I strongly approve of the fact that Karissa and Kristina Shannon don’t have fake boobs, instead they have those nice, tiny perky boobies. Much better than those fake breasted whores surrounding Hef as of late.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon are twins and they’re 19 year old. It pays to be the owner of Playboy. Even as 82 year old, you get 19 year old chicks lining up to rub their vaginas against your old face. He even gets the twins. But I’m a firm believer that he still could do better. He’s the one and only Hugh Hefner. He’s got armies of hit chicks wanting to be his girlfriends. Why does he always pick up trash? Maybe it’s the creepy factor of having twin vaginas rubbing each side of your face at the same time. Karissa and Kristina Shannon have probably trained to move their hips unisono.

Hank Baskett of Philadelphia Eagles is rumored to be the main vaginal juice taster of Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. Hank Baskett must have gone nuts falling for plastic looking Barbie-style fake blonde that used to massage Hefner’s asshole… Whatever floats your boat, though… Hank Baskett. Whatever floats your boat.

Kendra Wilkinson has a little secret code on her MySpace page that lists HB3 as one of her heroes. Hank Baskett is in fact Hank Baskett III so that one wasn’t too difficult to decipher. That’s all aided by Hank’s profile headline reading HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!! His MySpace is set to private, but the headline gets him busted.

Looks like all those former Playboy Playmates and girlfriend’s of Hugh Hefner are having secret affairs with younger men. I’m shocked their fake vagina’s desire real sex. As I’m surprised anyone would want to fuck with a vagina that delivers fake orgasms.

Holly Madison started it with Criss Angel and now it’s Kendra Wilkinson with Hank Baskett. Neither side had any comments to add to the rumors. Even though Holly Madison looks like she can understand the advantage of being Hugh Hefner’s home pussy, rumors of her messing with the likes of Criss Angel might be bullshit. Kendra Wilkinson on the other hand - just look at her. Would you expect her to exhibit possession of half brain cell? Dumb!