Bad news first – Jessica Alba is pregnant. Being knocked up with somebody else’s kid is always gross. Some dude other than you forced his penis into Jessica Alba’s vagina and unloaded his full crap of sperm right into her womb. That disgusting fluid made its way through her cervix into the uterus and impregnated once sexy body turning it into big belly bullshit of some sort. Fucking gross.

Good news second – Jessica Alba still has hot boobs and fucking sweet sexy nipples that get so hard you can’t miss them through that black, see through top she’s wearing. Fucking sweet deal. Too bad she’s preggo. That’s unforgivable. That shit should be illegal.

Just as it happened with Emma Watson’s Pussy Flash, also Jessica Alba obviously didn’t realize that fine black fabric appears fully opaque under regular light, but fire some camera flash at it and it all goes see through. Kudos to her for going around without bra now that her boobs are all swallen and filled with hot milk. Otherwise we wouldn’t have this opportunity at seeing her pencil eraser nipples with clear view of her well shaped her tits are. Next time, put some black underwear on, will ya, Jessica

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