Beer Steak Bullshit

Lauri Price used to work with the Cypress-Fairbanks school district in suburban Houston as a substitute teacher in Sigh Fair ISD but does no more. She was fired and is now forever labeled as a sexual predator for having an encounter with a minor. Lauri Price met 16 year old boy from Canada on the internet and her desire to have an underage penis inside her vagina made her fly to my country to meet with the boy and have sex with him. Sounds like something normal people would do, right? Well, not in this day and age. Lauri Price is now being featured under such headlines as “Predator Check” as can be seen from the Fox 26 report in the video below.

Houston Mother of four Lauri Price met the Canadian boy while playing an interactive game World of Warcraft on the internet in September 2008. The boy was 15 at the time. Through ongoing interaction and communication, Lauri Price got to know the boy and when he reached the age of 16, which is the age of consent in Canada, Lauri Price boarded a Canada bound plane to get that teenage cock in her mouth. She took her first trip to Barrie, Ontario where the boy lives in February of 2009 but got no teenage meat because the boy chickened out. She returned to Texas and continued to work on the boy on line until she got him all worked up and took another trip to Canada on December 29 – right after Christmas. Wild sex between a 42 year old substitute teacher from Texas and a 16 year old WoW fan from Canada took place in a hotel in Rosseau, 70 km from Barrie where the boy lived.

Lauri Price spent the New Years Eve in Canada and returned home on January 5th. She was arrested by the US authorities upon landing at Houston’s Bush Intercontinental Airport. Her time in Canada was spent with the boy who left the note at home that he was leaving with Lauri Price. His parents freaked out and alarmed the police. Since the boy was 16 year old, the Canadian RCMP did not have any case against Lauri Price, however they’ve ratted her out to the US police and let them know when she was planning to return. She was set up, the police were waiting for her and put a bitter end to an adventure of her lifetime.

Life is not fair. I’ve always said that and there are several cases of a teacher busting a nut of a teenage boy on Beer Steak Blog to prove my point. Why would Lauri Price not contact me instead when she was coming to Canada? I would pull my teenage looking cock out of my pants to let her have her way with it. Teachers know how to handle the meat. Must have been hell of an adventure for the boy too.

Video news report about Lauri Price from Houston is below:

This mash-up contains so much idiocy I don’t even know where to start. Paris Hilton got into a food fight with Kendhal Beal – blond ho from the photo above. Kendhal Beal is a nobody, a wannabe model and a wishful actress and by the looks of it, she’s ready to throw her vagina at any direction from where she could embark on her journey to becoming a publicized ho. Her wish was partially granted when Doug Reinhardt came her way.

Doug Reinhardt was at the time a boyfriend of Paris Hilton but sheer elegance of plastic blondie Kendhal Beal bewitched him and moron started dreaming of nirvana engulfed in Kendhal’s pussy juices. We all would have no idea anything like that went down, but it appears sources of Paris Hilton knew that and when Paris met with Kendhal face to face in LA’s Darkroom Club, the encounter turned into a food fight. That’s right, two blondes food fighting over Doug Reinhardt. Only one of the blondes is actually rich where as the other one is simply plastic. Paris Hilton wins.

23 year old wannabe model from , Houston, Texas claims that Paris started it and threw ice and fruit at her while calling her all sort of nasty names. Doug Reinhardt probably never buried his face into Kendhal Beal’s vagina. He was simply seen hanging out with the company of friends and she was there too. If that’s really the case, then Paris Hilton had just helped a clueless wannabe model to fast forward her non existent career. What more could Kendhal Beal wish for. She’s just a plastic looking blonde who had no life before her. Now she’s talked about all thanks to Paris Hilton. What blessings.

Have you thought of taking a trip to the United Arab Emirates? Well, think again! Despite it’s apparent glamour, the United Arab Emirates is a country where even members of royal family practice brutal torture. Royal Sheikh Issa seen in a photo above put a man through extremely brutal torture and had it all filmed on camera so he could watch it later. The torture was assisted by UAE police officer and was obviously fully supported by the royals as actions of Sheikh Issa were classified as “correctly followed”. Take a look at the video below and tell me if this is something you would aprove of. Is this a country you would want to travel to?

Sheikh Issa Bin Zayed Al Nayhan is a member of UAE royal family. His father Zayed Bin Sultan Al Nahyan is the president of United Arab Emirates and his brother Mohammed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan is the crown prince. In a video tape obtained by Houston, Texas businessman Bassam Nabulsi, Sheikh Issa is seen torturing a man in the middle of the desert. It’s dark outside and there’s only light coming from a nearby car. Bassam Nabulsi claims the video was taped by Sheikh Issa’s brother who is given instructions to come closer and get details of the torture so Sheikh Issa could re-watch it when he returns to the palace.

The name of tortured man is Mohammed Shah Poor and he’s a grain merchant from Afghanistan. Mohammed Shah Poor had his feet tied with a rope by UAE police officer. While he was tied up, Sheikh Issa pressed his knee against his head and force-fed him the sand from the desert. To keep tortured man really scared, Sheikh Issa kept firing rounds from an automatic weapon into the sand within immediate proximity of Mohammed Shah Poor. That was just the beginning. The best was yet to come.

After initial torture, Sheikh Issa took a cattle prod and forced it into the anus of Mohammed Shah Poor which was turned up after insertion. After that Sheikh Issa beat the man with a wooden prank which had protruding nails on it. Having ripped tortured man’s by sharp nails, Sheikh Issa then proceeded to pour salt into the bleeding wounds. Abused, beaten and bleeding, Mohammed Shah Poor was lying half unconscious in the sand, when Sheikh Issa proceeded to run him over several times with his fancy Mercedes SUV. There are certain torture scenes that were not shown on the broadcast tape, but later into the torture, Sheikh Issa poured lighter fluid over Mohammed Shah Poor’s genitals and set them alight.

Bassam Nabulsi, a businessman who smuggled the torture video out of UAE alleges that he was also subjected to torture after his relationship with Sheikh Issa turned sour. He claims that Sheikh Issa tortured Mohammed Shah Poor because he felt that the man overcharged him for grain he was looking to purchase.

After international pressure against United Arab Emirates, the torture tape was reviewed by the UAE government who released following statement:

all rules, policies and procedures were followed correctly by the Police Department.

Wow, United Arab Emirates definitely sounds like a fair country to visit. I care less about Burj Al Arab – the only 7 star hotel in the world being in Dubai, I care less about man made islands in the shape of the palm tree that can be seen from the space. This fancy cover hides the real United Arab Emirates – a country where torture is readily practiced by the royals and victims get no justice. That’s what true United Arab Emirates is all about and I hope everyone reconsiders their travels before it’s your turn to get taken to the desert and have the testicules set on fire by a royal sheikh.

The video depicting extreme brutality of UAE royal Sheikh Issa as he’s torturing a helpless man in the desert is below. Be warned that the video contains images of extremely gruesome nature that many people could find offensive. It’s footage from ABC News program called Nightline so the most horrific images have been removed. Still, the tape shows true face of United Arab Emirates and that face is not pretty. Don’t take this warning lightly.

Sheyla Hershey had 8 plastic surgeries to get her boobs up to 34 FFF size. Obviously, that gallon of silicon she had stuffed in her bust started invading her brain cavities and fill up the space where brain should be. Because laws of her home state of Texas limit amount of silicon dumb skanks can put in their boobs for health reasons, she could not legally enlarge her tits any more there. So what does a dumb skank do? She packs up her silicone brain and goes to Brazil, where they don’t give a shit how much silicon you have in your brain. They’d stuff you up with some more. The result? Sheyla Hershey is now sporting size 38 KKK Boobs. I don’t even want to know what her head size is now.

To date, Sheyla Hershey had 18 surgeries, including nose jobs, lip jobs, fat ass job and of course – boob fucking job. Her 38 KKK Boobs got her a spot in Brazilian Guinness Book of World Records – something to be proud off. She should have got that spot for being the dumbest woman on Earth. She seriously needs to get back on the short bus.

I’m sure it’s an meant to be coincidence that her 38 KKK Boobs have that KKK in it. I mean – boobs that size should be considered armed and dangerous and a threat to the public. If that silicone explodes in presence of a black child and pokes it in the eye, Sheyla Hershey is gonna get charged with racially motivated attack. I’m still curious, though – how the fuck did Sheyla Hershey get from Houston to Brazil? She can’t take a plane. Her tits would detonate at 500 feet altitude.

Sheyla Hershey’s 38 KKK Boobs Pic from her official website SheylaHershey.net