This awful looking blond in the picture is Jasmine Fiore. 28 year old Jasmine Fiore is a bikini model and Playboy representative. Why am I not surprised that when I see a fake blonde with atrocious fake boobs and beastly make-up with chola eyebrows, it’s somehow associated with Playboy. Hugh Hefner has the worst taste in women and he imposes it on unsavvy men through his outdated magazine. Hef needs to realize that there’s only one creature worthy of coveted title “model” – Squirrel the Magnificent. Nobody can pose those moobs like he can, nevermind the best impersonation of Nosferatu since Max Schreck.

However, despite her horrendous looks, I’m not gonna focus on that too much as poor Jasmine Fiore may be going through some hardship. Lisa Lepore, mother of Jasmine Fiore reported to the police that her daughter was last seen on Friday, August 14, 2009 and has not been heard from since.

Jasmine Fiore, whose name was Jasmine Kinkaid until her recent move to Los Angeles, moved to California from Las Vegas to start a personal training business there. She lived in the 800 block of Edinburgh Avenue, close to Melrose Avenue and according to her mom, she was not planning to go anywhere. And then bam – missing. Lisa Lepore says it’s not typical of her daughter to vanish without saying where she’s going so she’s rightfully freaked out.

If you see said Jasmine Fiore, don’t freak out. Collect yourself and contact LAPD about her whereabouts. I know she may scare the living poop out of you, but she’s just a harmless blonde with nasty tits is all.

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Hugh Hefner continues his charade with incredibly useless blonds. Crystal Harris is the latest on the long list of worthless girlfriend whores who would suck old man’s dick cause they’re useless to do anything worth while.

Crystal Harris has been desperately trying to draw attention to herself by sucking on Hef’s little toe for a while, but mostly in vain. Hef had other worthless blondes by his side at the time – Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison sucked out as much as they could out of Playboy owner but when your name is Hugh Hefner, you can only stand one blonde for so long. When the trio of skanks departed, they were swiftly replaced by twin gold diggers Kristina and Karissa Shannon. Crystal Harris entered the scene at that time as well, but remained obscure… until today.

The 22 year old Crystal Harris slammed her fist on the table and said: “Enough. I’m as blonde and plastic as they get. I want my share of attention.” You’re dream comes true, Crystal. The purpose of your life – being a whore that sucks on the mummy penis of Hugh Hefner – is hereby accomplished. May you live in peace.

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• Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hugh Hefner’s New Bitches
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• Christie Hefner Resigns – Playboy No Longer Run by a Woman
• Hugh Hefner – No More Parties at Playboy Mansion

Christie Hefner, daughter of Hugh Hefner and chairman and CEO of Playboy Enterprises who’s been running Playboy for two decades is stepping down. $300 million man entertainment enterprise has seen a major dive in sign ups over the past few years and Christie Hefner figured it was time for her to resign and leader of Playboy. She did so yesterday, which means that Playboy is no longer run by a feminist.

There were talks of Playboy Mansion going up for sale to raise some funds and save their sorry asses.

Playboy Director Jerome Kern is serving as interim non-executive chairman until the replacement for Christie Hefner is found. According to spokes bitches, Christie Hefner made the decision to resign herself. She’s gonna remain in position of CEO until January 31, 2009 and will lead the board until new CEO takes over.

This was coming. Nobody cares for overphotoshopped fake blonds with undeveloped labia and giant fake boobs now that natural real deal girls can be found all over the internet. Playboy is so 60s. It’s 2008 for fuck sake. Playboy is dead.

Christie Hefner image credit: AP Photo/Richard Drew

Further Reading:

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• Crystal Harris – Hef’s New Blond Girlfriend
• Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics
• Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hugh Hefner’s New Bitches
• Hugh Hefner – No More Parties at Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner needs not worry for loss of belowed Kendra Wilkinson who fled to rub her vagina against the big toe of Hank Baskett. His replacement makes for Kendra three fold. Kristina and Karissa Shannon, blonde twins who decided it was their turn to pass on some of their own vagina juices onto the face of Hef himself got the wish granted. And the twins don’t waste nobody’s time. They stripped naked, threw vaginas in the air and Playboy photographers snapped. These are the Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics.

I still think Hef has terrible taste in women. He always goes after plastic looking fake blondes and calls them girls next door. he needs to pull his head out of his old man’s ass and figure out that we’re not in the 60′s. Girls next door today mean something else. Kristina and Karissa Shannon are not them. However they get extra brownie points for being clit licking twin sisters. Must be fun to rub vaginas with a twin sister with whom you’ve grown up since your first day on this Earth. I understand Hef, he got himself a treat. Too bad all he can do is watch Kristina and Karissa rub their vaginas together and double dildo each other. Wander if he watches them naked.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics below. I had to camouflage the vagina of that one of them (God knows which one it is… can’t tell them apart). Must keep the site work safe, most readers read it at work. I actually write it at work, but my boss is off till Monday

Further Reading:

• Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hugh Hefner’s New Bitches
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• Hank Baskett – Pics of a Stud Who Tasted Kendra Wilkinson Pussy
• Hank Baskett Does Playmate Kendra Wilkinson
• Hot Kendra Wilkinson Pics – Upskirt Uncensored Ass

I’m so awesome. As I was typing the title in, I made a little typo and it resulted in “Hank Baskett – Pics of a Stud Who Pasted Kendra Wilkinson Pussy”. I’m not sure how one can “paste” a pussy but maybe it has something to do with pasting herself on face of Hugh Hefner which Kendra Wilkinson surely has sufficient experience with.

Hank Baskett… that’s right. The stud he stole Kendra Wilkinson’s pussy right of Hugh Hefner’s face and pasted her on his dick. I wander if these guys play sports together. I can imagine it going something like this:

Kendra Wilkinson takes her panties off, lays on her back, hips high up, vagina spread wide open. Hank Baskett makes a run for it with a football, makes a throw aiming for vagina. If the ball goes all the way to the vagina, he gets 1 point, if it goes in sideways, he gets 2 point, if it goes all the way in the ass, that’s a score of 3 points. There are extra bloody points if he scores during her period…

All right. That’s enough for a Friday morning juicy visual. Pics of Hank Baskett below. Oh, and I forgot to add. Kendra Wilkinson gets points by batting the ball off with her clitoris.

Further Reading:

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• Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hugh Hefner’s New Bitches
• Hot Kendra Wilkinson Pics – Upskirt Uncensored Ass
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon - Hugh Hefner's New Bitches

Hugh Hefner has always had awful taste for women, but his latest bitches – Karissa and Kristina Shannon are damn awful. Old man is losing his mind. They look even more plastic than Kendra Wilkinson. You’d think Hef would sober up, being 82 year old and would actually get himself a pretty ho. Plastic looking Barbie dolls were popular in the 60′s. Somebody should tell Hef that it’s already 2008.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon snuck into Hugh Hefner’s life after Holly Madison had announced that she’d left him. One bitch out, two bitches in. I strongly approve of the fact that Karissa and Kristina Shannon don’t have fake boobs, instead they have those nice, tiny perky boobies. Much better than those fake breasted whores surrounding Hef as of late.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon are twins and they’re 19 year old. It pays to be the owner of Playboy. Even as 82 year old, you get 19 year old chicks lining up to rub their vaginas against your old face. He even gets the twins. But I’m a firm believer that he still could do better. He’s the one and only Hugh Hefner. He’s got armies of hit chicks wanting to be his girlfriends. Why does he always pick up trash? Maybe it’s the creepy factor of having twin vaginas rubbing each side of your face at the same time. Karissa and Kristina Shannon have probably trained to move their hips unisono.

Further Reading:

• Crystal Harris – Hef’s New Blond Girlfriend
• Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics
• Hank Baskett Does Playmate Kendra Wilkinson
• Hot Kendra Wilkinson Pics – Upskirt Uncensored Ass
• Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde

Hank Baskett of Philadelphia Eagles is rumored to be the main vaginal juice taster of Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. Hank Baskett must have gone nuts falling for plastic looking Barbie-style fake blonde that used to massage Hefner’s asshole… Whatever floats your boat, though… Hank Baskett. Whatever floats your boat.

Kendra Wilkinson has a little secret code on her MySpace page that lists HB3 as one of her heroes. Hank Baskett is in fact Hank Baskett III so that one wasn’t too difficult to decipher. That’s all aided by Hank’s profile headline reading HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!! His MySpace is set to private, but the headline gets him busted.

Looks like all those former Playboy Playmates and girlfriend’s of Hugh Hefner are having secret affairs with younger men. I’m shocked their fake vagina’s desire real sex. As I’m surprised anyone would want to fuck with a vagina that delivers fake orgasms.

Holly Madison started it with Criss Angel and now it’s Kendra Wilkinson with Hank Baskett. Neither side had any comments to add to the rumors. Even though Holly Madison looks like she can understand the advantage of being Hugh Hefner‘s home pussy, rumors of her messing with the likes of Criss Angel might be bullshit. Kendra Wilkinson on the other hand – just look at her. Would you expect her to exhibit possession of half brain cell? Dumb!

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• Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics
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• Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hugh Hefner’s New Bitches
• Hot Kendra Wilkinson Pics – Upskirt Uncensored Ass
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Hugh Hefner says “that’s it” with parties at the Playboy Mansion. After many a decade of wild nights at this landmark in Hollywood, playboy founder is ready to put an end to it and Playboy Mansion will host one last on Halloween and then there will be parties no more. Hugh Hefner claims he’s taking this step to cut costs.

Playboy rep didn’t have much to say to confirm or negate this news and beat off enquiring journalists with: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?” Even though public parties will no longer be held at the Playboy Mansion, the place will still be available for private parties – aka companies with super deep pockets will still be able to rent it out and party it in there the old school style, but the mansion will be off limits to broke losers (well, it has been previously anyway, so who cares).

At least this gives me less reason to get pissed and jealous of everyone who experienced Playboy Mansion parties in their own skin. I’ve never had the privilege and it was always pissing me off. So at least now I know nobody else who’s as ordinary as me will get there either. Take that, fuckers!

Image of Hugh Hefner and his girls by Splash News

Further Reading:

• Jasmine Fiore Missing – Awful Looking Playboy Blonde
• Crystal Harris – Hef’s New Blond Girlfriend
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• Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked Pics
• Karissa and Kristina Shannon – Hugh Hefner’s New Bitches

Kendra Wilkinson, the girlfriend of Hugh Hefner and Playboy Playmate who’s also known for staring in E! reality TV series The Girls Next Door knows how to use her ASS-ets and knows how to show them. Today is international ass day and we can’t leave hot Kendra Wilkinson pics out. Who doesn’t enjoy nice, uncensored upskirt view of a tight ass Playboy playmate?

Here’s Kendra Wilkinson playing golf and looking all ridiculously sexy as she flashes her panties (not) hiding under ultra short skirt. Ass is hot, but what’s up with fake blonde hair?

More uncensored upskirt pics of hot Kendra Wilkinson after the break. You can leave comment on each picture individually. Would you tap it?

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