Michelle Obama Hugging Queen - What a n00b (photo)
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
The Obama sect continues their mission of complete idiocy at an unprecedented pace. Michelle Obama, first lady of the USA and a wife of president Barack Obama broke royal protocol and hugged Her Majesty The Queen Elizabeth II during their visit in Buckingham Palace. What a bunch of n00bs? Everybody knows that you don’t touch the queen. Period. Not even if your name is Michelle Obama. Or should I say - especially if your name is Michelle Obama.
According to Buckingham Palace insiders, the type of back-packing that Michelle Obama pulled off at the queen has not been seen in 57 years. It is without doubt against royal protocol to touch the queen, unless the queen reaches out first. The Obamas need to get their act straight and start acting like sophisticated people for once. Effin n00bs.
Luckily for n00b Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth II is cool enough and won’t order her head to be offed. She actually didn’t seem to mind and never made a deal out of it. There are however certain protocols to follow when one gets an audience before the queen and not touching the queen certainly seems like an important one.
That being said - I wonder what it’s like being a queen. She can’t get touched… she must be longing for a random hug from a random stranger. That totally reminded me of one of the first major hit videos on YouTube in which the guy was giving away free hugs to a song by Sick Puppies. That guy should totally go to England and give Queen Elizabeth II a big hug. She must need one big time. Michelle Obama doesn’t count.