Beer Steak Bullshit

Hot cougar tattoo, but where’s the ass crack? Anyway, I love Bai Ling. She’s the shit. Such a show off little bitch. Bai Ling grabs at any and all opportunity to flash her tits. I’m being decent and call it a nip slip, where as in fact it’s a tit flash.

Bai Ling was the premiere of The X-Files, I Want To Believe last night in Hollywood and nip slip occurred out of the blue. Notorious for her extravagant costumes, Bai Ling ance again proved she’ll never dress up in such way so as not to have her nipples slip out. This time around she’s wearing some form of cloth over her frontal torso, entirely exposing her back, but where the fuck is that ass crack?

I love Bai Ling nipples. They’re giant, always had, always erect, always bigger than anybody else’s in the room and never covered up properly. When Bai Ling is around, it’s pretty much a guarantee that a nip slip occurs. And I couldn’t be happier. I’d suck on the giant nipple any time. She’s got perfect boobs.

Oh, and I love the expression the photographer has on his face. What a newb… is this really the first time he’s seen Bai Ling nipples? Fucking newb. The other paparazzi can’t take his eyes of her sideboob, though

Official trailer for the sequel to X-Files is out. The X-Files 2 will be titled I Want To Believe – who the hell comes up with those titles?

The movie directed by Chris Carter stars the well established X-Filers David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Damn, Gillian looks old and overused. She needs to be X-Filed under GMILF and retired.

Not much has been revealed by the 20th Century Fox regarding what the sequel will be about, but we can expect the same old complicated relationship between two main characters and something extra ordinary is going to happen, they’ll totally solve it and save human kind. What did I win

Considering the movie is set for release on July 25, 2008 the trailer sure came out late. I wander what the thinking of promo department is on this one. They must have some intentions with it, I wish I knew what they’re aiming for.