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Marius Zaromskis was a complete underdog at the Welterweight Grand Prix Dream 10 MMA Championship in the Saitama Super Arena in Japan this Monday. All bets were on his opponents yet he sent them both to the land of always growing daisies for the night. After Marius Zaromskis knocked out Hayato Sakurai in the semifinals fight of the Dream 10 welterweight Grand Prix by a vicious kick to the head, he was lined up to fight Jason High in the finals.

Prior to the Marius Zaromskis vs Hayato Sakurai fight, experts were saying that Japanese organizers let Hayato Sakurai fight Marius Zaromskis because they wanted to see a Japanese fighter advance to the finals and it was generally believed that Marius Zaromskis could never measure up to Hayato Sakurai. They were wrong. One kick to the head sent Hayato Sakurai down to the ground and referee atop of Marius Zaromskis to stop him from annihilating his opponent who looked like he didn’t know where the eff he was. Since ref interrupted the beat down, this win counted as TKO for Marius Zaromskis.

But that was just the beginning. The best was yet to come a few hours later when Marius Zaromskis entered the ring to fight Jason High for welterweight belt. 2:21 into round two, Marius Zaromskis delivered brutal kick to the head of Jason High followed by a devastating punch knocking Jason High the eff out of this world for a good while. Jason High was frolicking with daisies in the land far far away while Marius Zaromskis was celebrating victory. Mixed Martial Arts fans all over the world were shocked and Marius Zaromskis carved his name deeply into the annals of the MMA. Video of his fight against Jason High with brutal knock out is below. Great fight for any fan of mixed martial arts:

I’m either easily impressed or this shit is totally bad ass. This is Water Painting aka creation of images with water. Impressive minds from Japan came with an idea of building a water fountain that would be programmed to squirt water in such sequence so as to “paint” shapes with water. The idea became reality and the water painting fountain can be seen in a shopping mall of a Canal City in Hakata, Japan.

Canal City Hakata was built around an artificial canal and the shopping complex houses several impressive fountains but water painting one takes the cake hands down.

The technology behind the water painting fountain is similar to that of an inkjet printer. Hundreds of nozzles are controlled by microchips to deliver precise streams of water at right times. The results are impressive – water painted images and words.

One of the most impressive videos I’ve seen in a while. I really want to go to Japan…

Genepax Co Ltd, a company from Japan invented a car that runs on water. No more expensive gasoline fuel, no CO₂ emissions, none of that crap. Genepax is the real deal with the real car that runs on water. At least that’s what it seems like…

The prototype car Genepax announced and demonstrated on yesterday’s show and tell in Osaka, Japan is run by the engine that generates power form the supply of air and water. Company’s own Water Energy System (WES) uses their own membrane electrode assembly (MEA) which break water down into oxygen and hydrogen through chemical reactions producing energy similar to that of a regular fuel engine.

Genepax car is electricity powered, runs on water and is environmentally friendly. It will take any water, including rain or sea water. One liter is enough to get your car running for an hour at 80km/h. Genepax CEO Kiyoshi Hirasawa said that unlike regular electric cars, their car will continue to run for as long as you supply water to it. You pour water into the tank, special generator breaks it down to create electric power.

You won’t be able to buy Genepax cars yet, but the company has applied for a patent and is negotiating with various Japanese car manufacturers to collaborate with in mass production or cars that run on water. Good times ahead.

Below is the video demonstrating the car, but it’s in Japanese

Official Website (in Japanese)

Ai Robotics, a technology company from Japan and the creators of The Perfect Woman have allegedly already sold a robot woman called Lisa in presale to first lucky customers. Lisa is an android who is supposed to embody everything a man desires – she’s a perfect cook, perfect for cleaning and gives perfect massages.

The Perfect Woman is available in several hair colors and dress styles, so you can have a casual blonde as well as sexy dressed red head. She’s always there for you, always eager to listen and will take care of your needs. Or will she?

I don’t know, I looked at the video and their first prototype has some flaws. Sure, she’s perfect for a robot, but hardly perfect for a woman. And they don’t mention anything about sex. Can she give blowjobs? Does she do anal? Can you fuck her at all? Official AI Robotics Perfect Woman website is very vague and hardly offers enough information. You can pre order your perfect woman there, but aside form a few videos and some history on the android there’s barely enough there. I’d expect my perfect woman to give me enemas and shit on my chest so I can wipe it off with her face before we go to bed. Until they develop that shit, this will hardly be a “perfect woman”.