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There is no doubt that Japan is one of the best destination for a single male traveller as there is no doubt that Brothels in Japan are way more innovative and stimulating than your average mattress in a dodgy room you’ll find in brothels elsewhere. Not only are rooms in Japanese brothels clean and tidy, they are also themed and equipped with furniture and tools you’ll need to truly let your fantasies fly. But enough words – let’s take a look at photos of themed rooms inside brothels in Japan where no matter what your kink is, you can unleash your fantasies and have yourself the best sex of your life. Being served by cute Japanese girls only makes the entire experience so much more exhilarating. Check out the gallery of photos below:

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Shoe-Humping Turtle will make your day. He made mine. I never realized turtles can hump faster than they can walk, but that’s understandable. I masturbate faster than I walk too. Only I don’t masturbate into a shoe… unless I have a visit cause humping your own shoes is just gross.

Shoe-Humping Turtle, star in this hilarious video is one horny boy and what is he supposed to do. So he climbs up on a loose shoe and starts humping it. His penis is erect hard and long, but he’s too far from any holes. How do turtles hump anyway? Female turtle would still have the armor on her, how would get to her vagina? Seriously, being a turtle sucks, you even fuck with armor on and a chick you fuck is also wearing an armor. Where’s fun in that.

On the other hand, being a turtle doesn’t suck that bad. Just look at the size of this bad boys penis. Seen that thing? His penis is 1/3 of his body size. Imagine if fatty like me had a penis 1/3 of my size. That thing would be 50 feet… around!

I also never realize turtles make these cute noises when they hump. It reminds me of JAV (Japanese Adult Videos) stars – they also make those cute noises when they get humped. I wander what noises girl turtles make when they take it in doggy style. Hmmm…

Enough talk. Enjoy the video starring Shoe-Humping Turtle. That boy is the shit. The only thing I don’t like are people in the background laughing at him Have they never been so horny they’d fuck a shoe? Comon!