Victoria Prince - Kevin Federline’s Girlfriend (pics)

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Victoria Prince - Kevin Federline’s Girlfriend

As Kevin Federline’s girlfriend, Victoria Prince has been bumping pie holes with K-Fed since December 2008. There isn’t much that is known about Victoria Prince, but allegedly she was a decent volleyball player back before she started sucking on Kevin Federline’s dick and as we know, Volleyball Players Have Seriously Sexy Asses. Whether she lured K-Fed into her vagina with the power of her volleyball ass is also unknown but I wouldn’t trust a volleyball player with anything else.

The fact that so little is known about Victoria Prince got on the nerves of former Kevin Federline’s wife - Britney Spears who is said to have set their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to spy on her and report back. Actually, Britney Spears has just asked the boys what Victoria Prince is like and if she stays overnight with daddy. She best start explaining the kids on why daddy stuffs his pee pee into that lady’s mouth cause they’re gonna open the door on them mid fellatio.

Poor Britney Spears. She gets milked big time by that douche K-Fed and she’s still all into him. He manipulates her like there’s no tomorrow and knows she gets jealous. So he plays the jealousy game and laughs his ass off from above. Britney needs to quit bumping her pie juices with weirdoes from abroad, like Sandip Soparrkar and hook up with a handsome white guy like… well… me. That’s funny how I fit the profile all of a sudden. I’d keep Britney Spears so happy she’d have no need to be jealous of some Victoria Prince. I’ll father her third son.

Victoria Prince is 6 foot tall. That’s some height. How does Kevin Federline put up with that. I assume it pays well if you’re a foot fetishist. You start licking the toes and by the time you’re up to her cooch, she’s all raunchy and you have ejaculated four times.

Britney Spears Looks Cute Riding in a Mini Cadillac Escalade

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Britney Spears Looks Cute Riding in a Mini Cadillac Escalade

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a cute picture of Britney Spears (basically since her vagina flash in 2006) but now cute Britney Spears is back.

Britney took her kids Sean Preston and Jayden James riding mini SUV’s and being a good mom, she took a ride in a Mini Cadillac Escalade herself. I actually really think she looks cute in this picture. There’s been a good share of her going crazy, partying and losing herself day after day, but now a responsible mom in her keeps coming out and the sight of her is much more appealing. Good on her.