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Olivia Wilde to Rub Pussy Juice with Megan Fox

Happy — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:51:29 +0000

No, you’re not the only one who’s never heard of Olivia Wilde. I’m just as lost here. And if it wasn’t for Megan Fox who said she’d like to rub pussy juices with Olivia Wilde she would have never come to anyone’s attention. Actually, she was getting there.

An otherwise unknown actress Olivia Wilde has been making her rounds and getting noticed by playing Dr Remy Hadley on the TV show called House. Don’t ask me, I don’t watch those stupid TV series for girls 11 year old or younger. I’m all grown up, I can even masturbate with my left hand already.

Megan Fox, who stared in transformers said she feels like strangling a mountain goat when she sees Olivia Wilde. She attached some form of sexual pod text to it and also listed Jenna Jameson as her fantasy partner is mutual pussy rubbing. I sense a sex tape threesome with Olivia Wilde, Jenna Jameson and Megan Fox. Tito Ortiz can be the producer. Jenna will foot fuck the two. I’d totally jerk off to that. I’d jerk off to Megan Fox doing that mountain goat, cause that’s how I roll.

Check out really bad quality video with Olivia Wilde on Regis and Kelly below.

PS – I’m not sure who took that sexy picture of Olivia Wilde posted above. If you know who it is, let me know so I can credit.

Jenna Jameson Naked for PETA – Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing

Happy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:06:26 +0000

I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.

Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.

The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.

Image credit: Splash News Online

Jenna Jameson Pregnant, Tito Ortiz Knocked her Up

Happy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:16:56 +0000

Jenna Jameson, retired pornstar and one of the biggest names in the adult industry is pregnant with child of her boyfriend, UFC champion Tito Ortiz. Jenna Jameson was pregnant before, but had a miscarriage. That was back when she was married to porn producer Jay Grdina. Jenna also tried In Vitro fertilization, but that didn’t work out for either.

According to sources close to Page Six, Jenna Jameson is expecting a baby and is all thrilled. She had some things lined up with Fashion Week, but called everything off so she can enjoy the moment of knowing she’s pregnant.

I’m happy for her. Jenna Jameson looked like crap after she’d left porn business but is starting to look better. And they look happy with Tito Ortiz by her side – what a cute couple. There are so many things I could make fun of related to both Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz, but I won’t. I wish them all the best and hope Jenna’s pregnancy goes well and they have a healthy child. Cheers

Jenna Jameson Partying with Chelsea United

admin — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:29:29 +0000

Famous has-been pornstar Jenna Jameson was in London yesterday, partying at the club called Chinawhite when players form football (that’s soccer in European) team Chelsey United showed up to celebrate their victory over Liverpool.

British The Sun reports that Jenna did an X-Rated dance for the players and was later kicked out of the club because the dumb ass tried to do drugs right in there. Jenna my darling, nobody cares that you used to be a famous porn star. You’re a has been and no club owner will risk having their club shut down because your skanky ass can’t wait till you get to your hotel room to take your shots.

Chelsey United players ended the night with a $20,000 bill for their celebration in the club. Damn, those Brits can party. The Sun also reports that Jenna Jameson was called an American Pig by the bouncers as they were kicking her overused ass out of the club.

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