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Jessica Alba Got Married to Cash Warren Today

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Jessica Alba Got Married to Cash Warren Today

Is today an international douchebag day? It must be, cause a couple of international douchbags got married to everybody’s surprise. Jessica Alba gave up and married her long time boyfriend Cash Warren today. I seriously don’t find Jessica Alba interesting in any way, shape or form… especially now that she’s pregnant and looking all super gross, but OK. If you’re gonna get married in a spur of a moment, I’m all for the mayhem.

It started with this useless ho Jessica Alba dumping her boyfriend of a very long time – Cash Warren. Shortly after the news of the ho being pregnant hit the waves and she’s been carrying that fetus in her uterus all by her onsey and eventually gave up to grief and mind torture, grabbed Cash Warren by his left nut, dragged him to the Beverly Hills City Hall and said – I fucking DO! There was nobody there but the douche pair themselves. Oh the awesomeness.

I don’t know. Jessica Alba has never been hot and now that she’s knocked up and married, she’s just joined the long line of average MILFs. Nothing special, I’d still finger her brown eye. Not the pussy anymore. Someone sprayed his semen in there and knocked her up. that;s just fucking gross, man.

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Jessica Alba Hot Boobs with Sexy Nipples

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Jessica Alba Hot Boobs with Sexy Nipples

Bad news first – Jessica Alba is pregnant. Being knocked up with somebody else’s kid is always gross. Some dude other than you forced his penis into Jessica Alba’s vagina and unloaded his full crap of sperm right into her womb. That disgusting fluid made its way through her cervix into the uterus and impregnated once sexy body turning it into big belly bullshit of some sort. Fucking gross.

Good news second – Jessica Alba still has hot boobs and fucking sweet sexy nipples that get so hard you can’t miss them through that black, see through top she’s wearing. Fucking sweet deal. Too bad she’s preggo. That’s unforgivable. That shit should be illegal.

Just as it happened with Emma Watson’s Pussy Flash, also Jessica Alba obviously didn’t realize that fine black fabric appears fully opaque under regular light, but fire some camera flash at it and it all goes see through. Kudos to her for going around without bra now that her boobs are all swallen and filled with hot milk. Otherwise we wouldn’t have this opportunity at seeing her pencil eraser nipples with clear view of her well shaped her tits are. Next time, put some black underwear on, will ya, Jessica ;)

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Hollywood Stars Made This Annoying Video to Support Barack Obama

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When it comes to lameness, hardly anything beats this video. Hollywood folks got all political and shit and some big names of overpaid losers who dropped out of high school, like Jessica Alba and the likes joined together to create the most annoying video of the decade.

Let us all repeatedly chant “Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama” so even those who took this guy somewhat seriously, can now file him under “Joke” for good.

Mr. Barack Obama, running for the president is not the same as running for the king of a high school.

The annoying video above is once again the work of Will.I.Am, this time entitled “We Are One”. If you didn’t know, Will.I.Am aka William James Adams Jr. is from the band Black Eyed Peas. This is his second video in support of Barack Obama, the first one was titled “Yes We Can”.

Don’t forget to keep chanting – “Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama” DUH!!!

Some of the well tailored pick up lines form the video are below. They were mixed with ones in Spanish language I did not understand (is Spanish the official language in the USA?). This video pretends to be about appealing to voters to go out and vote, but it’s hidden agenda is to tell you who to vote for. It’s using well targeted psychological nudges to make you vote for Obama. LOL

We can change the world,

I would like to see a cleaner world for my child that I’m bringing

I think it’s time for change; I want a better future for my children.

I would like our environment to be safe.

This is our America, my America, your America.

Someone to actually make a difference in my generation.

I would like to see us in a world without fear.

Basically, I just want the war to end.

I would like the rest of the world think highly of our amazing country.

The thing that most inspires me about Barack Obama is, that he really is going to be the president of the United States. He’s not gonna be the president of the top 10%, or the president of the most powerful corporations, or the president of the most powerful lobbyists, he’s gonna be our president, he’s gonna speak for us, cause we put him there.

That’s what Barack Obama is about – unity for this country and changing America’s face to the world.

Barack Obama speaks my language.

He stands for not just black people.

I believe in Barack Obama, because he believes in us.

Obama, Obama, Obama, ad nauseum…..

Have any of you seen anything even remotely as annoying as this video?

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