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Miley Cyrus loves to show off her boobs. She does. Nevermind the pedobear, this is the fact – Miley yrus loves to provoke and have her boobes out just enough so her nipples and areola are covered. One more thing she likes to do is show up with her clearly homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. That guy is gayer than American Football.

Miley Cyrus boobs decided to go for a little jog with her homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two picked the best place for jogging ever – a road. There are cars behind them, cars before them, exhaust smog, paparazzi and pedo bear everywhere you look. Makes sense right? If your name is Miley Cyrus, this is exactly the place where you’re gonna show how much your boobs flop, isn’t it?

To top it all up, Miley’s choice of jogging wear consists of bikini bathing suit, fashion sneakers and jean shorts. Was she really jogging or just showing her boobs off to the paparazzi? I’m sure Billy Ray Cyrus approves. Whatever draws more attention to his little ho and makes more monye is fine with him.

More pics of Miley Cyrus Boobs Flopping Up and Down in the gallery below:

Miley Cyrus and Justic Guston Picture credit: Wenn, Splash

Miley Cyrus Racist Scandal turned the web upside down and Asian Pacific American group (OCA) is not impressed. In her racist tirade, Miley Cyrus slanted her eyes which is believed by Asian Pacific American to be a mockery of Asians.

In a picture leaked on the net, Miley Cyrus is seen with a group of gay friends slanting her eyes, which is a common impression of an person of Asian descent. Miley’s gay boyfriend Justin Gaston is present too, but he’s not slanting his eyes, he’s lavishing that vibrating anal plug he’s got on full up his ass.

An Asian American is present in the picture, he’s not pulling no slant-eyed stunt, but then again – how would that work out? It’s like telling a fat person to blow up his cheecks to make himself look fat. It’s stupid, cause he looks fat to begin with.

But anyway. Not impressed with Miley Cyrus going racial, Asian Pacific American issued following statement to TMZ:

“The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent. Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.”

Justin Gaston, 20 year old underwear model and rumored boyfriend of teen virgin Miley Cyrus models in International Jock man’s underwear. Dude would make perfect emo kid.

Photos are from 2007, but Justin Gaston was a big nobody until he was spotted hanging around with Miley and photographed chaperoning her on the way to church. Miley says she’s a virgin anyway and we all believe her, cause she’s got that halo around her head.

Anyway, this post is gay.