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Cameron Diaz may be 38 year old, but she still has legs long and sexy like a gazelle. Who would have thought? Despite her acne infested face and a mouth that can take four stiff cocks in, Cameron Diaz looks pretty damn hot in the right outfit. It’s all in the legs and she’s got them.

The pictures are from the set of an upcoming movie Cameron Diaz stars in – it’s called Bad Teacher. In the movie, Cameron Diaz plays the role of Elizabeth Halsey who’s an annoying teacher that feeds off of a sugar daddy but shit hits the fan after sugar daddy dumps her (no matter how sexy your legs, they are always replaceable and there’s bound to be somebody out there with hotter legs yet – this is just a movie though). Freshly dumped, the bad teacher starts hitting on her well-loved colleague. Justin Timberlake is also in the movie.

I’d totally get my car washed at Jammers Car Wash. Cameron Diaz would have to smear my glass with soapy sponge held with her feet so I get good visual of those long, sexy legs. Gallery of more pictures of Cameron Diaz’ legs is below:

Cameron Diaz Legs Photos by FAME

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Welcome to the regular broadcast of the worst music you have ever heard. Korean Megastar Rain is currently the biggest poop in all of Asia which makes me question Asian musical taste. Some say Rain is a Korean version of Justin Timberlake, but I never realized Justin Timberlake was actually famous. He put his peen in Britney Spears, but that’s about it, right? Korean Megastar Rain on the other hand is the most pooped after singer on entire Asian continent. At least that’s what I’m being told. Anyway – there are three things I know about this Korean Megastar Rain:

• He’s a biggest pop star in Asia
• He makes hands down the most painful piece of shit music you have ever heard (see video below for proof)
• He likes to book concerts and cash out up front even knowing he can’t show up cause he has already something else booked for that day

And that’s exactly what happened in Hawaii. Honolulu concert promoter who booked Rain is suing him for defrauding them of more than half million US dollars. Another concert promoter from Los Angeles is also looking to sue his ass for cancelling a concert half an hour before showtime. StarM, the promotion company behind this Korean Megastar Rain blamed all sorts of technical glitches for missed concerts, but Click Entertainment from Hawaii says that Rain and StarM knew they would not be able to perform at their gig because of the trademark lawsuit in Nevada which they had to attend to, but they booked the concert anyway.

Lawsuit has been filed and judge made decision – Korean Megastar Rain and his agency JYP Entertainment Co. breached the contract and are to pay the Honolulu promoter $8 million dollars in damages for cancelled concerts. The most awful video with absolutely paiful music featuring Korean Megastar Rain is below. The crap song is titled “I’m coming”. I could never come if crap music like that was on. I couldn’t even get a hard on. Could use it as vomit inducer though. Awful music!

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WARNING – if you live within North America, don’t watch the video. You will find it offensive. You’ll probably end up suing somebody. Oh, the outrage! Naked male bums on national TV. How dare they in Sweden? Off with their heads! Seriously…

All right. Remember the Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction during Super Bowl half time break in 2004? Yeah, Justin Timberlake grabbed at Janet Jackson’s dress right over her tit and yanked ripping the tit cover off, exposing the boob which had nipple and areola covered with some ornament. It cause so much controversy morons at high places would not shut their stupid mugs about it for half a decade now. The way real time broadcasting in North America works had to be reprogrammed so we don’t expose innocent, vulnerable… someone (I don’t even know who) to the dangers of seeing half naked sagged boob. What ridiculousness.

The above is in North America, though. In Europe, they’re not as ass tight and everything works fine. The Swedish rendition of Sweden’s Got Talent featured a quartet of twinks whose act was a dance. Only they were dancing naked. Yep, four naked twinks on national TV in Sweden performing their dance. Granted, their moves were done in such way so as to cover their private parts, however they were wearing no clothes and their asses were in clear view of spectators and cameras at all times.

Imagine this would happen in North America. Janet Jackson would be put to shame with her lame attempt at destroying our purity. The whole shit country would get sued, heads would be falling, businesses would be shutting down, religious prudes would start nationwide sessions to cleanse the sheep off the sin – the entire continent would explode.

Now look what they do in Sweden – judges give performers standing ovations, audience shocked, but loving it – not because they see nudity, but because they see four twinks with balls the size of a Keiko whale. Even though these twinks weren’t that greatly rehearsed, they were given props by everyone for entertaining the crowd and bringing something new on the stage of Sweden’s Got Talent. Sweet old Europe!

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Big fucking deal – during Super Bowl 2004 a major situation occured that would enter the history as Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction. Justin Timberlake joined his gayness with Janet Jackson on stage during Super Bowl half time break, and at the end of the song Rock Your Body, he grabbed at Janet Jackson’s tit, ripping her costume exposing her fugly, sagged boob that had golden plated covering over the nipple. Media went ape shit – wardrobe malfunction on live TV. Holy fucking demon on a broomstick!

Big controversy followed, media and their ability in providing decent coverage was questioned, every man and woman would have had something related to Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction pouring out of their ears. How decadent, how atrocious… shit the fuck up!

CBS – responsible for broadcasting the Superbowl and Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction was fined by the commission a fee of $550k, because of explicit, graphic, shocking, fleeting and pandering display involving saggy tit. According to the commission, the broadcaster (CBS Corp.) had violated “contemporary community standards.”

The fine of $550k is the largest in history against a TV broadcaster for indecency, but today, four years later, the judge dismissed the fine, ruling that FCC (Federal Communications Commission) acted “arbitrarily and capriciously” in fining CBS.

So no fine for CBS. Estimated 90 million viewers who saw the blasphemous Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction can now put down their stakes. And if you haven’t seen the monstrosity, below is the original uncensored video of the deviance. The cherry on top is towards the end.

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