Victoria Secret model Karolina Kurkova, who’s non existent belly button made her famous is pregnant and her boyfriend Archie Drury is to blame. I can imagine Archie Drury coming home all tired one night, saw Karolina Kurkova sporting her irresistible belly button, got an itch, stripped Karolina Kurkova naked, inserted his penis into her vagina and kept thrusting until his semen engulfed woman’s cervix.

Now that Karolina Kurkova is pregnant, Archie Drury can spray his semen inside her vagina as much as he wants, cause once pregnant, she can’t get pregnant again. It’s the best anticonception ever. Just know a bitch up and she can’t get pregnant again. I just wonder what Karolina Kurkova’s belly button is going to look like when her belly stretched around the fetus. There’s no belly button to begin with and with all the stretch on the skin it’s gonna look… well, we’ll just have to wait for paparazzi photos to see once that baby bump starts to show.

BTW, did you know that the belly button situation was addressed by her rep when speculation of it not existing surfaced and proved true? Her rep rep said that Karolina Kurkova had an operation when she was an infant. It was not specified what the operation involved, but some specialists guess that the deformation of a belly button can occur as result of an umbilical hernia. If you see Victoria Secret photos of Karolina Kurkova with normal looking belly button, you know they photoshopped someone else’s on. Archie Drury approves.

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It’s official – Karolina Kurkova has NO belly button. That’s one complete belly button FAIL. Karolina Kurkova is a popular Victoria’s Secret model and VS reps admitted that she’s got no belly button so their digital artists fix up her skin and give her something that resembles belly button. FAIL!

That’s more FAIL at one spot than I can handle. Isn’t Victoria’s Secret a lot about lingerie and shit – aka stuff that requires models to show their navel? Are Victoria’s Secret people so short of models they must use a model without belly button and hire photoshop artists to make her have one. Isn’t there a plethora of beautiful women out there who have complete bodies suitable for bikini modeling without the need for digital belly button? Why Karolina Kurkova? What’s so special about her? I mean I’d stick my horny finger in her pie hole any day, but there are so many “complete” models out there who not only look hotter than Karolina Kurkova, they also have… well – a fucking belly button. Karolina Kurkova has got none and I only hope her pussy is not sealed the same way either. That would suck. Guy can always fuck her in the ass, but damn… piece of shin where you expect a cavity? Victoria’s Secret – why?

Pic below is priceless. Other Victoria’s Secret model is actually staring at Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button and has no fucking idea what the heck that shit’s all about. Photoshoppers did some pathetic job fixing it so to a regular masturbating manwhore like me it’d look normal upon first glance, but it’s not. How awesome – Karolina Kurkova Belly Button FAIL!

Plus if you look at the pic on top – Karolina Kurkova has got no labia either. There’s just a gross overused camel toe. No labia. That woman is a big FAIL. I’d still finger that shit.

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