Kelly Osbourne at Coachella

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Kelly Osbourne at Coachella

This is what Kelly Osbourne looked like this weekend at Coachella. I love that girl to death. She’s the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, I care less about what she looks like, how she acts, when she had her first anal sex or how ugly her feet are. She’s Ozzy fucking Osbourne’s daughter and that’s that. I’d marry Ozzy’s daughter is she had horns and tail. Hold on a second, I’d marry anyone with horns and tail. Fuck, I’m lost.

Anyway, what kind of G** damn outfit is that? That’s the stupidest t-shirt I have seen since the crap that 12 year old whore at the mall the other day who had a t-shirt saying “I <3 Hockey Players”. It says “Speak throughout it and I don’t even think it’s a t-shirt. I think it’s just a piece of fabric thrown across her torso. I’d still do Kelly Osbourne. She’s Ozzy’s spawn, you can’t go wrong there.

Photo credit: Splashnewsonline.com

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Kelly Osbourne Sings Total Eclipse of the Heart on Guilty Pleasures

Monday, March 10th, 2008

I kind of like Kelly Osbourne, cause she’s not your regular Barbie doll, but she really sucked. This is the video from ITV’s Guilty Pleasures where Kelly performed well renowned and so often abused (anyone goes to Karaoke much?) song Total Eclipse of the Heart. I mean, it was a butcher performance, but I’ve heard worse. Or maybe I’m just looking for excuses cause I want to bang Kelly Osbourne. She’s Ozzy’s daughter afterall.

I have never even watched Guilty Pleasures, but apparently it’s a show where those folks are asked to sing/perform a song they consider their “guilty pleasure”. Not like you wouldn’t have guessed this by yourself.

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