Beer Steak Bullshit

Britney Spears still sports the hot and sexy. Despite somewhat shaking last year, Britney Spears pulled herself together under the supervision of her daddy Jamie Spears and is back in full swing in the music scene. Sales of her recently released Circus album are doing very good, she performs in sold out halls – Britney Spears is back and her music is actually less gay than it was before. Hmmm, she matured. To accompany the release of Circus album, Britney Spears posed for the lens of a photographer to shoot these Circus Promo Photos. And she really looks good in each of them.

Now, I do realize that promo shoots are heavily photoshopped before they are released for public eyes as photos, but still – it’s a nice change from puked out Britney Spears we were used to seeing not so long ago. Many photos are definitely photoshopped to give them that “Circus” appeal with obviously digital backgrounds but that was meant to be photographed like that and what can I say – Britney Spears looks hot in those photos. Grats to you Brit and here’s a wish you get back on track.

If only you could find the way to get rid of that leech Kevin Federline who’s ripping you right in the ass long distance. What a stupid mofo. Britney Spears should really find the way to scratch him off the leech list and cease the paycheck he receives. Daddy Spears deserves his pay – he got Britney back on track. But KFed? He’s just sucking her out like a leech. Find a big boot, brit and shove it up his ass already.

The gallery of 9 hot photos from Circus promo shoot with Britney Spears is below. Click twice for high resolution images:

As Kevin Federline’s girlfriend, Victoria Prince has been bumping pie holes with K-Fed since December 2008. There isn’t much that is known about Victoria Prince, but allegedly she was a decent volleyball player back before she started sucking on Kevin Federline’s dick and as we know, Volleyball Players Have Seriously Sexy Asses. Whether she lured K-Fed into her vagina with the power of her volleyball ass is also unknown but I wouldn’t trust a volleyball player with anything else.

The fact that so little is known about Victoria Prince got on the nerves of former Kevin Federline’s wife – Britney Spears who is said to have set their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to spy on her and report back. Actually, Britney Spears has just asked the boys what Victoria Prince is like and if she stays overnight with daddy. She best start explaining the kids on why daddy stuffs his pee pee into that lady’s mouth cause they’re gonna open the door on them mid fellatio.

Poor Britney Spears. She gets milked big time by that douche K-Fed and she’s still all into him. He manipulates her like there’s no tomorrow and knows she gets jealous. So he plays the jealousy game and laughs his ass off from above. Britney needs to quit bumping her pie juices with weirdoes from abroad, like Sandip Soparrkar and hook up with a handsome white guy like… well… me. That’s funny how I fit the profile all of a sudden. I’d keep Britney Spears so happy she’d have no need to be jealous of some Victoria Prince. I’ll father her third son.

Victoria Prince is 6 foot tall. That’s some height. How does Kevin Federline put up with that. I assume it pays well if you’re a foot fetishist. You start licking the toes and by the time you’re up to her cooch, she’s all raunchy and you have ejaculated four times.

World’s leader douchebag Kevin Federline is throwing a Big 30 Birthday Bash party at Pure club in Las Vegas on Friday, March 21st. It’s gonna be the most awesome douchebagery ball ever.

In his complete awesomeness, Kevin Federline is gonna get paid by Pure because he’s having his 30th birthday party there. Pure owners believe that K-Fed’s douche ass will attract shit loads of people and they will recover the monies many times over.

Some insiders claim K-Fed is getting at least 6 figures while others are certain her gets at least $175,000 for the night form Pure.

What an ass. He rips Britney Spears of shits loads of money month after month and he even gets paid from the club for his right to have a fucking party there. Whatever, Kevin Federline is still a douche. There’s no money that can buy his ass out of that.