Beer Steak Bullshit

Kim Do-yeon is a slender, 21 year old girl from South Korea who’s become an overnight celebrity in her home country after she confessed on national television that she’s addicted to chocolate and claimed for herself a title of the Biggest Chocolate Addict in the World.

Kim Do-yeon appeared on South Korean TV on November 2nd 2010 and used the opportunity of a live broadcast to admit that she was addicted to chocolate so much, she has consumed more than 1.2 tons of it in the last six years.

Korean chicks have it easy. I take a bite of Kit Kat and put on 5 pounds. Kim Do-yeon eats chocolate every day, even mixes it with steamed rice or noodles yet her figure doesn’t take on a shape of a super fatty. According to her confession, Kim Do-yeon melts chocolate in a pot and mixes it with everything she eats every day.

Becoming famous in South Korea seems easy. Kim Do-yeon came on TV, told everyone she was the biggest chocolate addict in the world, the stats showing number of viewers reached record high and the girl became an instant celebrity. There was a time when becoming famous took a lot of talent and hard work…

Welcome to the regular broadcast of the worst music you have ever heard. Korean Megastar Rain is currently the biggest poop in all of Asia which makes me question Asian musical taste. Some say Rain is a Korean version of Justin Timberlake, but I never realized Justin Timberlake was actually famous. He put his peen in Britney Spears, but that’s about it, right? Korean Megastar Rain on the other hand is the most pooped after singer on entire Asian continent. At least that’s what I’m being told. Anyway – there are three things I know about this Korean Megastar Rain:

• He’s a biggest pop star in Asia
• He makes hands down the most painful piece of shit music you have ever heard (see video below for proof)
• He likes to book concerts and cash out up front even knowing he can’t show up cause he has already something else booked for that day

And that’s exactly what happened in Hawaii. Honolulu concert promoter who booked Rain is suing him for defrauding them of more than half million US dollars. Another concert promoter from Los Angeles is also looking to sue his ass for cancelling a concert half an hour before showtime. StarM, the promotion company behind this Korean Megastar Rain blamed all sorts of technical glitches for missed concerts, but Click Entertainment from Hawaii says that Rain and StarM knew they would not be able to perform at their gig because of the trademark lawsuit in Nevada which they had to attend to, but they booked the concert anyway.

Lawsuit has been filed and judge made decision – Korean Megastar Rain and his agency JYP Entertainment Co. breached the contract and are to pay the Honolulu promoter $8 million dollars in damages for cancelled concerts. The most awful video with absolutely paiful music featuring Korean Megastar Rain is below. The crap song is titled “I’m coming”. I could never come if crap music like that was on. I couldn’t even get a hard on. Could use it as vomit inducer though. Awful music!